Vain Reminder

April 16th, 2014
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Dunno about you but I know wat my truck and motorcycle look like.

I also understand how wen you "customize" your ride, you get all tingly inside cause you all proud and like to show it off but dis braddah, or sistah, made me buss out laughing. Check 'em out....









You nevah figgah 'em out yet? Try look again.

I said try look again. :razz:

Da buggah get one stickah dat looks EXACTLY like his ride on da window!

Wassup Wit Dat!

Wat? No can remembah wat da ride look like and needed one reminder? Nevah liked da gray and wanted fo' see da ride in white? I was laughing only cause da stickah was one replica of da ride with spoiler and rims too! Things people do. :lol:

I just playing cause da ride is well taken care of and definitely nothing wrong wit dat but it did make me chuckle.

Wat's da most "customized" thing you get on your ride? Do you wash it frequently? Wax? Were you one to "supe" up your ride?

So wat? You get one picture of yourself in your wallet or wat? :lol:








Hey, It's A Monday

April 14th, 2014
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My apologies for not sharing my "frustration" da next day but da last few weeks, yes WEEKS, has been nothing short of straight up wop yo' jaw pupule.

Hmmmmm, a quick 411 that's transpired da last weeks and das not even da original reason for being frustrated:

* Babysitter taking vacation with holidays (which Da Wife and I don't have), using sick days for her ohana, Da Baby catching some kine of illness from da sitter's on days dat he's actually able to make it then having to stay home cause now he's sick..... again.
* Da Keiki having a classmate with full on hand/foot/mouth disease still being sent to school and of course, Da Keiki gets it.
* My live-in uncle having a freak accident at work........ and dies days later.
* My neighbor's father passes.
* My 90+ year old drinking partner neighbor "uncle" is literally dying.
* That same uncle has a daughter recently diagnosed with cancer.
* A friend of mines mother was also recently diagnosed with cancer.
* My mother has ailments from a previous cancer that has flared up.
* Da Baby having steady 104 degree temperatures for nearly two days and hours in the tub doesn't help. It even hit 107.4 once. Yeah, 107.4!!!
* Literally having only 1 - 2 hours of sleep since Tuesday spread out through da day.
* Rushing to get jobs done in between caring for da ohana

Tink das it dat I can groggily remembah.......... so how's your Monday?








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It's Frustrating Wen.......

April 8th, 2014
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** I'll share mine's tomorrow ** :mad:








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Oxymorons

April 5th, 2014
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It's common phrases we use everyday but thought it was funny to share cause I no can tink right now. :grin:




Courtesy of e-Hawaii.com:
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt head
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. “Now, then …”
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance

And the number one Oxymoron….

1. Microsoft Works


Got any oddahs dat you use/heard?








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No Foolin' Me

April 2nd, 2014
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It's amazing how quickly time flies by wen you start a new job, have an infant and still got uku-million things fo' do.

Da first quarter of da year is all pau and yesterday was April Fool's - in case you nevah know. While I wasn't able to have any "fun" with my co-workahs (ran out of time setting up one), I certainly felt like I was on da end of one...... of many.

Wen you have three different alarm clock settings and all three blow by plus snoozes, dat should have signaled trouble already. Da Wife and I both got up past 6am (normally up at 4:30-5:00am) and was supah late. Da Baby was wailing and Da Keiki nevah like wake up. Wen I was dropping Da Keiki off at school, da oddah keiki were wearing da school shirt but we nevah get notice to have them wear it so while there were a handful dat wasn't wearing it as well, I thought it was kinda messed up dat da majority was.

Once I get back home and jump on da bike, I roll down my driveway and dis is wat I see.........






Don't see anything yet besides da Band-Aid blocking my address? How's about a bag full of $H!T!

WTF! Wassup Wit Dat!

There are a lot of dog walkers dat travel up and down our street but nevah have I seen dis! There are a couple of new renters with dogs on da street parallel to us and I can only imagine it's them but cannot be certain. Wat I no get is wat kine of dog owners would literally leave $h!t on someone else's property to throw away let alone not even have da manners to throw it away in a trash can which was literally 12 inches away from wea dis person unloaded - pun intended.

I had two dogs for ovah 13 years and not once have I evah done dat. I've walked miles carrying their crap in a bag cause it was MY responsibility. If I evah catch whoevah doing dat, I going follow them home, collect all Da Baby's stinky diapers and leave 'em on their lawn... in a plastic bag of course. Ai-goo. :roll:

Of course you're reading WWD! so I not pau yet. While it rained earlier, it cleared up but of course on my way to work Mother Nature must have been pissed at me cause it poured on me in traffic. Naturally it completely stopped once I hit da driveway at work.

Then about an hour latah I get a call from Da Wife saying I have to rush home and pick up Da Baby cause one of da babies at da sitter's has impetigo, a contagious superficial skin infection.

Really? Anything else? All dis was within a three hour period and all I was hoping was someone would jump out and yell, "April Fool's!" - but no one did.

Did anybody get April Fooled yesterday? Were you a prankster or da victim? Wat was da best one you seen or done or witnessed? Are you a good sport about dis kine stuff?

Sadly I'm not immune to being a fool.... no mattah wat day it is. :lol: