By Braddah Lance
Two shakas and a Howzit!
It's Feel Good Friday and while this morning didn't start off right, it's still Friday nonetheless but I know we're all waiting for next week's Feel Good Thursday right?
After getting home past 1am last night - uh, this morning - I sorta hanging. Our bowling league got started real late, the lanes broke every other bowler, the scorekeeping computer was all pupule and den I couldn't bowl a strike even if I threw down ten balls one crack! Oh yeah, did I mention we got our okole's kicked?! In case your wondering, my average was 192.
When I finally got home, my ankle was choke sore so after icing it and slipping into bed - it's almost 2am - my young impatient dog, Oneone, decides it's time to go potty and whines up a storm. All I was thinking was, 'Shut up!!! Don't wake up Da Wife, don't wake up Da Wife'. After hobbling to the yard I mutter to her, 'you killin' me dog! Literally' - like she understand.
Then I wake up this morning and couldn't find a matching pair of socks. Heh.
Then I couldn't find a note paper I needed. Uh.
Then I couldn't find my wallet. Huh?
Then I forgot I had to fill up gas cause I was on fumes already. Aggghhh!
After finally finding all three I head to da "pimp" (gas station) and get my fix of "liquid cocaine" (gas). Oh shoots, almost forgot - I gotta pick up some water balloons so I head into Longs next door and ask where stay.
Negative. They no sell water balloons.
Huh? Wassap Wit Dat!
They're Longs for crying out loud - they carry everything! Well, I guess minus water balloons.
So I say forget it and head into work and of course there's an accident...on DA OTHER SIDE OF THE FREEWAY! C'mon people! Wassap with da rubbah neckin'?! You can't even see over the divider but I know, da flashing lights remind you of da disco yeah?
And just like the sun rises every morning, get three cars in front of me only going 10 mph trying fo' spock out what's going on...with only ONE person in each car driving in the car pool lane!
Eh, you guys worked hard reading dis, go do some real work.....
SHOUT OUT: Help free my ex-boss from jail!!! It's the MDA Lock-Up and she needs everyone's help. Donate if can. No can - no can, no worries.
Have a grrreeeaaat weekend Lanceformers/Kwonics/Lurkahs!