BUSTED!

July 30th, 2008
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Ha ha ha. Shweet.

Dis one I HAVE to share! 

You hear all of us bitchin' and moanin' about traffic and drivers who no can obey da laws and act impatient.

I dunno why but yesterday I decided to bring my (well, Da Wife's) camera thinking there may be something interesting to take photo of.... 'a'ole.

At least not until the drive home.

I guess I had a premonition or something but fo' some reason I had the camera by my side near the stickshift, cover half way off and ready to go like a paniolo gunslinger. We drive up the viaduct and fly along. Then a truck - going slower than posted speed limit - decides to just change lanes right into our car pool lane slowing everybody down.  I start reading the sticker on the red Dodge Ram pickup, "Uso Powered" and noticed a really dark tint - ok, not going say nothin'.

Oh wait, the tint is moving. Oh. Get choke people in there with ehu hair blocking da entire rear window.  

So I change lanes to pass and get well ahead of them then as we hit the ZipMobile house notice again there isn't any police there - hasn't been in choke long time, the longest stretch evah like maybe two months. So I already know going get cheaters (wat's new?).

Traffic slow down at the usual spot right aftah and moving along den all of a sudden da car in front of me gives us a hard break check.... WTF?!

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I see dat! We all know wat dat means! Our trusty men - & women - in blue stay up front.

Noooooo! You dumb green Element! No let 'em in! Nooooooo!

WASSAP WIT DAT! 

Stink eye time.....

 

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Woooooo you fricka! You lucky dis time!

 

Ho! Wat da heck you doin' tryin' fo'.... cut back in?!

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Wop yo' jaw!  Ha ha ha! :lol:

BUSTED!

You still got pulled ovah!

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Classic Brah!

If you look closely, even da cop stay laughing.

... Good thing I had da camera yeah?

45 Responses to “BUSTED!”

  1. Ocean Lover (gotta be first):

    FIRST! BL.........you got anuddah career waiting........"UNDERCOVER".

    OL


  2. Ynaku:

    Oh yeah, righteous man. Wop his jaws. Nice job with the camera. You get chance for new job as HA Photog. Or you cam be paparazzi and make more monee.


  3. Ocean Lover (showing my age):

    BL,

    You SHOULDA stuck your right thumb in your right ear, left thumb in left ear, stick your tongue out and "wave" with your uddah fingahs and yell out "NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAHHHHHHHH!" as you passed dem by.

    OL


  4. MoOgooGuypAN:

    Yah!!!!!! I would have tooted my horn, gave a big smile and shaka to the cop. And remember, I'm the one not to fond of them. Glad to see one guy is doing his job. You must have had one big smile on your face aftah that. BTW, glad to see you finally posted your blog, especially since you was up late last night on QB's one. WWD?


  5. 9th Island Girl:

    You too funny!


  6. Tankobu:

    I loves it wen justice is served! Beautiful! Good job BL!! Das so damn funny. It really pays to have a camera handy huh? Gotta be standard equipment now-days.


  7. munch:

    woo hoo!!!!


  8. kako mochi:

    good job on the traffic reporting . . . kinda like those guys that used to be in their white vans taking pics of speedsters . . . remember them?! LOL :)

    i always wish i had my camera on the regular . . . soo many funny/interesting things i could take pictures of! mostly it's people's fashion sense . . . but that's me! one of my mgrs took a pic w/her cell of this client that comes in sometimes . . . she has the biggest, curliest, craziest hair-do (i think she got caught though . . . but no biggie . . . )!!

    maybe i'll start whipping out my camera phone . . . but i want to make it discret!! any suggestions?!


  9. MoOgooGuypAN:

    BL, we gotta pick up the pace ovah hea. Monarchs!!! QB get over 70 posts already. Who was hea first? You was. You gotta cowboy up and teach the newbee, who seems to be pretty good, that the Lanceformers can post big numbers too. I bet you the King stay laughing at you guys right now. No worry, we get your back. You like me start posting 9th...10th...11th...just for get the numbers up. Hahahahaha. Nah nah nah. We understand that you stay working early in the morning, especially since you skip all your breaks, come in early, leave late, and devote 15 minutes to us. You da man...you da man with less posts than QB, but you still da man to us.


  10. Braddah Lance:

    Ocean Lover (gotta be first):
    you got anuddah career waiting……..”UNDERCOVER”.

    Sounds like one "stimulating" idea... :lol:
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    Ynaku:
    Or you cam be paparazzi and make more monee.

    Yeah, I wondah how much those guys like TMZ make?
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    Ocean Lover (showing my age):
    ...yell out “NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAHHHHHHHH!” as you passed dem by.

    Yeah and with my luck, I'd get a ticket fo' unsafe driving... :roll:
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    MoOgooGuypAN:
    BTW, glad to see you finally posted your blog, especially since you was up late last night on QB’s one. WWD?

    Eh, I was tryin' fo' keep up with da "competition". :wink:
    Jus' joke - was up playin' my PS3 - Madden Football Baby!
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    9th Island Girl:
    You too funny!

    You talkin' about da pics? or my pic? :cry:
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    Tankobu:
    It really pays to have a camera handy huh?

    I know but kinda hard fo' carry everything and I look like one handyman instead of a "pap". :lol:
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    munch:
    woo hoo!!!!

    Yeah but I nevah like say dat too loud bumbye he write down my license plate. :shock: :lol:


  11. Goodbeer:

    Good fo dat AH!!


  12. opso (who is tired now cause stayed up late to wait for this game):

    ho BL....you quick draw mcgraw wit da cam eh? good fo da buggah.

    yeah Tankobu....maybe da camera one good deterrent fo idiot drivers that stay breaking da rules. when you see somebody doing idiot stuff....just buss out da camera so dey can see you taking their pictcha. dey going tink you going post um on some blog, youtube or tv. hah!

    i bet some of da "ainokea" peeps going even smile fo you. :roll:


  13. Coconut Willy:

    Chee Hooo to the men in Blue!
    Cheaters never prosper.


  14. opso:

    aigoo....foget change my name. :oops:


  15. MoOgooGuypAN:

    Awww, opso rub it in to BL that you was on QB's blog all this time. Auwe. :)


  16. Ocean Lover (Damn b--stards! Car Pool Offenders):

    BL,

    Thinking about this more........these BLATANT OFFENDERS should get fined DOUBLE as they KNOWINGLY are breaking the law.

    Its not like they STAY IN THE LANE, get pulled over, and try get out with an excuse......they SEE THE OFFICER AND TRY AND GET OUTTA THE LANE BEFORE THEY GET TO THE OFFICER.

    Sorry about all the caps........my blood pressure stay high right now. ;)

    OL


  17. CaptainblUbAll:

    i know this has nothing to do with the subject today but going write about it anyway. i left work a little early yesterday and guess who I saw? the manapua man! i remembered your blog from the last time and had to stop for some fried noodles=) when I got to the truck...everything looked the same! same set up, same looking truck, even the guy inside look like he neva age for 15 years! haha! anyway, great pics! peter parker by day...lanceformer by night! frickin' real life superhero!


  18. M:

    BL, I bet dat made your day yeah....


  19. Braddah Lance:

    kako mochi:
    maybe i’ll start whipping out my camera phone . . . but i want to make it discret!! any suggestions?!

    Make pretend you dialing... and make sure the shutter sound is off... :wink:
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    MoOgooGuypAN:
    QB get over 70 posts already...I bet you the King stay laughing at you

    Yeah Queenie buzzing away, King laughing, I cryin'... actually I get one blog about dat very thing coming up in a couple weeks... jus' tryin' fo' find da right time fo' post 'em. :wink:
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    Goodbeer:
    Good fo dat AH!!

    Too bad so sad.
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    opso (who is tired now cause stayed up late to wait for this game):
    ….just buss out da camera so dey can see you taking their pictcha. dey going tink you going post um on some blog, youtube or tv. hah!

    You know once we wen buss' out our cameraphone (back in da day) and dis wahine literally lifted her top like was Mardi Gras... couldn't take da pic...was too busy rollin' da tongue back in. :lol:
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    Coconut Willy:
    Chee Hooo to the men in Blue!
    Cheaters never prosper.

    Yeah, wat he said. :wink:
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    MoOgooGuypAN:
    Awww, opso rub it in to BL that you was on QB’s blog all this time. Auwe.

    Like das somethin' new? Everybody hea stay on her and Uncle's blog.... cause I stay too... :oops:
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    Ocean Lover (Damn b--stards! Car Pool Offenders):

    Its not like they STAY IN THE LANE, get pulled over, and try get out with an excuse……they SEE THE OFFICER AND TRY AND GET OUTTA THE LANE BEFORE THEY GET TO THE OFFICER. Yeah das true. Their fine's should double!
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    CaptainblUbAll:
    ...i left work a little early yesterday

    s/b Everyday? :lol:

    and guess who I saw? the manapua man!…everything looked the same! same

    Almost like dey in one union yeah? Gotta all be da same.... wat, is dat one franchise? :?:
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    M:
    BL, I bet dat made your day yeah….

    Fo' about ten minutes, den da same stupid Sam's Club thing happened again except was one double scan (item charged twice). At least dis time we got da Q-tips. :lol:


  20. JuSaMee:

    there's some kind of giddy when you see someone gettin' busted for something!! so stupid that guy...hello? if everyone is slowing down and moving out the lane, that means popo...not for you to go around the people breaking!! HAHAHA!!

    hey BL...gotta think up one game already...i might actually work today!! lol!


  21. kikaida:

    Eh, thanks for sharing, nice to see someone finally getting caught for that one. Not sure on the amount, but I think that's a hefty fine. But I hope they don't switch that lane to 3-person minimum, then we'd be all SOL!

    Now if they only bust people who don't use turn signals, cut in front of you when there's only a tiny space or follow too close behind you! If it wasn't for these idiots, I'd still be riding my bike to work!


  22. MoOgooGuypAN:

    I only wen notice right now. You had block off all the license plates. You pretty good ah. Saves the Advertiser a law suit and gets the cop a comendation.


  23. honda si boy (who can jam 'em over the speed bumps perpendicularly w/ his temporary rental car):

    awesome...just awesome!!!! chee huuuu.


  24. Braddah C:

    Nice pics. Das one classic "Wop yo jaw!" scene. Da babooze even wen cut back into da lane. Braddah Lance, you secretly one paparazzi? I tink I going carry my camera too, maybe one hot babe going flash me!!!!


  25. M:

    Everybody better follow the law because you neva know wen BL going bust you...


  26. Braddah Lance:

    JuSaMee:
    there’s some kind of giddy when you see someone gettin’ busted for something!!

    I was jus' hopin' wasn't your husband again... :lol:
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    kikaida:
    Now if they only bust people who don’t use turn signals

    Guilty as charged. I use 'em, jus' not all da time... dunno why. Wen da lane clear I don't but if get one speeding up or if I gotta get I use 'em. I know I know - use 'em ALL da time - I get busted from Da Wife everyday. :cry:
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    MoOgooGuypAN:
    I only wen notice right now. You had block off all the license plates.

    So wat? You one detective now? :wink: Yeah, I jus' following wat da tv news does... no like get busted fo' dat too!
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    honda si boy (who can jam 'em over the speed bumps perpendicularly w/ his temporary rental car):
    awesome…just awesome!!!! chee huuuu.

    Now only if could do da morning commute....
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    Braddah C:
    I tink I going carry my camera too, maybe one hot babe going flash me!!!!

    No fo'get to take da pic before you roll yo' tongue back in. :wink:
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    M:
    Everybody better follow the law because you neva know wen BL going bust you…

    There's a new sheriff in town and.... can be bought off with beer and poke! :lol:


  27. Reido:

    BL - Great job!! I wish all the cheaters would get stopped. We know they were not the only ones...


  28. Shauna:

    I was just wondering how dangerous it was for you to drive AND take photos! Hope you weren't also fiddling with your phone (iPhone by any chance?) and checking your blog to compare numbers. Heh heh! As MoOgooGuypAN says, you still da man! :) You always crack me up even though sometimes I have a hard time picking up the pidgin the first time around! :)


  29. munch:

    i like when the popo are by the Pensacola post office catching those drivers who try beat da red light turning left from Piikoi and they block da intersection. how many times i see da car turn at da last minute, block da intersection, den realize get popo just waaaaaiting for da light to turn red & then they take off on their segway to tell da intersection-blocker to "pull ova!" but it's best when they try to change lanes & go around all da other cars...they still get pulled over woo hoo! :-P

    now if only they could do something about those impatient drivers who no can wait their turn & vroom vroom in the right lane then cut over last minute to get onto the freeway....aigoo i like pop their tires!! :mad: and den you see the sticker on their car says " drive pono" or "relax dis not da mainland" or "arrive alive" brah try reading your own stickers! haha

    BL for your next traffic bust we like video :-D


  30. LRob:

    Brah, I hope you get that camera mounted on your dash! Its hilarious that guy got caught...good to see someone learning a lesson the hard way. But I gotta say, brah you scaring me! As long as you can work that camera and drive at the same time, then das all good...but, if you stay slowing down fo' take pictures, then the guy behind you going rage! It's like the other day on the freeway, I passed a guy eating a PLATE LUNCH while driving! And it wasn't a mini either...a full-sized plate lunch!


  31. opso:

    MoOgooGuypAN:
    Awww, opso rub it in to BL that you was on QB’s blog all this time. Auwe.

    oh well......i guess i'm.......BUSTED! :oops:


  32. MoOgooGuypAN:

    I know exactly what you talking about munch. I usually try to stay as close to that car in front of me and no let them inside. I figure, if they like cheat, then I going make it hard for them. Especially if they no put their blinker on and assume I going let them in. No way Jose'.


  33. honda si boy (who can jam 'em over the speed bumps perpendicularly w/ his temporary rental car):

    LRob: are you serious? like full-on grinding the plate lunch?!?!? wow, howz dat! must be doing that whole "knee steering" thing. haha.


  34. munch:

    yep! i always say,"jus because you put on your blinker doesn't mean going magically have space for you!" sheesh sometimes people no even look before they cut you off or be a "ping-pong passer" (saw dat AIG commercial :-P ) abunai abunai!

    :mad: <--look like one mad korean yah? haha


  35. Braddah Lance:

    Reido:
    I wish all the cheaters would get stopped. We know they were not the only ones…

    Russian roulette my Braddah, russian roulette.
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    Shauna:
    I was just wondering how dangerous it was for you to drive AND take photos!

    Nah, was easy. Da left hand on da pda, right hand on da camera, left thigh on da wheel. How hard is dat? :lol:

    You always crack me up even though sometimes I have a hard time picking up the pidgin the first time around!

    You private school yeah? j/k - I get one new segment coming.... stay tuned. :wink:
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    munch:
    ...& then they take off on their segway to tell da intersection-blocker to “pull ova!”

    Segway's? Ho, cool! But I wondah if they evah eat it?

    now if only they could do something about those impatient drivers who no can wait their turn & vroom vroom in the right lane then cut over last minute to get onto the freeway

    Gulp. Guilty again. But I stay different. I no try squeeze, force or "signal" my way in. If da car no pay attention and leave one big gap, I going shoot 'em (stimulus minds stay clean eh) but if no mo' I just go straight. No can no can, no worries.

    and den you see the sticker on their car says “relax dis not da mainland”

    Wat? You stay undercover? I get dat stickah on my truck... and I know no mo' hardly anybody with dat stickah hea cause you can only get 'em from Maui. Wasn't one white Tacoma dat you seen....right? :shock:
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    BL for your next traffic bust we like video

    Uh, still tryin' fo' do da camera thing... remembah, dawgs not as good as.....
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    LRob:
    But I gotta say, brah you scaring me! As long as you can work that camera and drive at the same time, then das all good…but, if you stay slowing down fo’ take pictures

    Braddah LRob, we stay in traffic - only can go so fast. Plus we wen slow down cause of HIM, not me. Plus I stay coordinacated. :lol: but not enough fo' pound one plate lunch and drive too. Pupule I tell ya!
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    opso:
    oh well……i guess i’m…….BUSTED!

    Shame shame, know your name.
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  36. JuSaMee:

    no worry BL...after forkin' out $75...then the courts went charge us an additional $40 for i dunno what...he jus wait like er'body else! lol!! and even i told him, his fault for gettin' busted!! i usually wait until after the pearl city exit...you know dem popo's only hang out where get shade...lol!!

    so what? where's ur game? 35 comments used to be plenty, but we gotta step it up! lol!!


  37. acuradriver02:

    Justice served!!

    That's a steady revenue stream, whenever HPD decides to tap that source.


  38. munch:

    aiyah BL was YOU da tacoma!!! haha j/k but yeah i agree with JuSaMee gotta think of a game....tomorrow, tomorrow hooo competition now!! :lol:


  39. Shauna:

    JuSaMee and munch: Get back to the song game!! Hee hee! Who you got your bets on? The queen or clown? I meant, crown prince. Oops! ;)


  40. MoOgooGuypAN:

    Oooooooooo, QB kickin' um when he's down and pouring da Hawaiian salt in da wound. You going take that? Well let me know, I going post my song...oh, sorry.


  41. Tankobu:

    hey opso,

    ….just buss out da camera so dey can see you taking their pictcha.

    Dis going happen, i going drive next to BraddahL and buss out my camera and he going do the same, so I take a pic of him taking a pic of me! how's dat. :lol:

    Meanwhile, plenty games going on. Getting mixed up, have lots of food, word, love songs swimming around in my mind. All dizzy.


  42. opso:

    Tankobu - so dat means both of you stay doing idiot kine maneuvers on da road then eh? tsk tsk. ;)


  43. Shauna:

    MoOgooGuypAN: Are you trying to encourage a showdown? I think BL learned his lesson already. Heh heh! :) OK, stop, you're making me sound mean! I'm actually a bit worried on what kind of future post BL has planned.

    BL: Want me to proofread that one first? ;)

    Sorry, Tankobu, for getting you all dizzy with food words and love songs. I hope I'm not ruining everyone's sleep as words dance in your head!

    opso: Thanks for your initial status update here, just for the effect. But keep it going on the right blog. I like reading it. :)


  44. snow:

    okay, i stay late. (blame da trojan horses, kay?)

    BL... omg... i can't believe you wen do dat! too funny, but! just no do 'em too ofen, bumbye you get one ticket fo' reckless driving! ("ahh... sir, you cannot drive wit yo' thigh." "but, offica, i get da picha of da... " "license and registration." lol.)

    time to sleep... night!


  45. Braddah Lance:

    JuSaMee:
    so what? where’s ur game? 35 comments used to be plenty, but we gotta step it up! lol!!

    I write stuff, not fluff... :lol:
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    acuradriver02:
    That’s a steady revenue stream, whenever HPD decides to tap that source.

    Dat and if HPD evah decides to open a gas station... :roll:
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    munch:
    ... but yeah i agree with JuSaMee gotta think of a game….tomorrow, tomorrow hooo competition now!!

    See above. :wink:
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    Shauna:
    JuSaMee and munch: Get back to the song game!! Hee hee! Who you got your bets on? The queen or clown? I meant, crown prince. Oops!

    :cry:
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    MoOgooGuypAN:
    Oooooooooo, QB kickin’ um when he’s down and pouring da Hawaiian salt in da wound.

    And den some hydrogen peroxide... fizzzzz
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    Tankobu:
    Meanwhile, plenty games going on. Getting mixed up, have lots of food, word, love songs swimming around in my mind. All dizzy.

    See? Too much fluff. :lol:
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    opso:
    Tankobu - so dat means both of you stay doing idiot kine maneuvers on da road then eh?

    Yeah, I guess shmall kine hard only driving straight yeah? :grin:
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    Shauna:
    MoOgooGuypAN: Are you trying to encourage a showdown? I think BL learned his lesson already. Heh heh! OK, stop, you’re making me sound mean! I’m actually a bit worried on what kind of future post BL has planned. BL: Want me to proofread that one first?

    No worry - I know my place. King, Queen, Queenie, Uncle... lowly little me. And no showdown necessary... but we're still awaiting on dat jello/mud wrestling match. :wink:

    opso: Thanks for your initial status update here, just for the effect. But keep it going on the right blog. I like reading it.

    Actually me too! Ho wow laulau - no like share?! WWD! :evil:
    But unlike other "bloggers" I give props wen props are due - Mahalos to you Queenie Shaunabee fo' thinking of adding da status updates! Mo' work fo' them but at least there's mo' "feeling" behind da words now. :wink: Not sure if dat's a good or bad thing jus' yet....
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    snow:
    okay, i stay late. (blame da trojan horses, kay?)

    Yeah, I know you was on "da oddah side". :lol:

    ...bumbye you get one ticket fo’ reckless driving! (”ahh… sir, you cannot drive wit yo’ thigh.” “but, offica, i get da picha of da… ” “license and registration.”

    Den I going drop da dozen "names" I know and hopefully one of dem work. :wink: