By Braddah Lance
Have you evah been in one of those?
Whether it be a short lived hobby, cleaning da house (yeah, right) or watevahs - we got it.
On Saturday we attended a lunch time wedding, went home... and crashed. Not da car, on da floor... da couch has been "storage" for awhile so it was temporarily unavailable... fo' da past year.
It was a hot day, full stomachs and a lazy afternoon - all bad but in combination, no can win. By the time we woke up (night time already), the day (night) was shot and we ended up eating, of course, and watching Olympics.
Sunday came and it was a wake up call to get out of the lazy funk (which is hard to do) and get going. We actually had an early start going to the market, washing a ton of clothes, vacuuming, cleaning (we finally got a couch to sit on), dusting, playing with the dogs and believe it or not it wasn't even noon yet!
Hmmm, we'll cook. Yup, got into a cooking funk. She was baking some chocolate cheesecake muffin thingy while I played my PS3. Good trade yeah?
Well our kitchen is too small for the both of us to be bumping elbows with knives in hand so of course I give way to Da Wife who can actually cook. Later in the afternoon her friend came over to work on her wedding invitations so the kitchen was finally free.
Wait. The Waipio (Waipahu) Little League game is on.... the kitchen is free.... wat do I do? Aaarrrrgghh.
(voices singing) Yooouuu got da funk... get outta dat funk. Repeat.
Errr. So I sulk my way to da kitchen.
Wat is it dat I'm cookin'?
Well not cookin'.... makin'. My mom has finally divulged her kim chee recipe to me - which I cannot share or distribute in fear of da Korean mafia - so I decided to take a crack at it.
Not too toot my own horn but da buggah was ono.... taste jus' like mom's... wait, it is mom's I just had to put 'em together.
Kamsamnida Oma! (Thanks eh, Mom!)
So I brought some to work and now everybody is a guinea pig since they only they seem to enjoy is Da Secret Potato Salad and kim chee.... both not my recipe either. At least I made it right?
Monday comes strolling along and I noticed my spare tire has been getting well... full sized iykwim. So wat made me notice? A frickin' scale at work - I was about seven pounds heavier!
Wassap Wit Dat!
Geez, if I was lifting again I'd be happy cause seven pounds of muscle is huge but it's off season and my cankle has put me out for over two months. Grrrrr!
Since Da Wife doesn't believe I used to have a six pack (even aftah shown a football photo but says couldn't tell cause had da helmet on) I hit da weights (easy in da beginning of course).
Yesterday, I finally hit da surf during lunch and boy did it feel good! Da cankle still not up to par but she handled welll enough and to make things shweeter... only had me and one oddah guy in da lineup. Righteous!
Then when we get home, Da Wife decides to make a banana muffin with cream cheese thingy (bananas was about to spoil) and I made a kim chee sushi roll with some added ingrediments (finally my own creation!) and it wasn't dat bad.
Sorry guys, I should have taken pics of everything.
Today, is back to da weights..... we'll see how long dis funk lasts.
(sing) Whose Got Da Funk? Admit yo' funk?
DA PIDGIN WORD OF DA DAY! -
(as quoted from Da Kine Dictionary & Pidgin To Da Max… wit a Braddah Lance twist)
(mo MO na)
Haole Translation: Fat
Use: Make sure you can run faster than the person you're calling momona
Sentence: “You should order da mini.”
"Cause you getting a litte momona brah!"
Sentence: “Eh, I no can believe you told da chick she momona!”