By Braddah Lance
It might as well be year round in my case but the last quarter of the year is nevah good for me. It's not just the impending holiday gifts, grab bags and secret Santa's but there's a whole world of birthdays added on too.
My mom's birthday passed a few weeks ago, one of my nephew's passed, my mother-in-law's is coming up and so is my father-in-laws.... and let's not forget.... ***GULP***.... Da Wife's B-day is just around the corner...
She's hard to shop for (which girl isn't?) and I have no idea what to get. Well, actually I got it already because she said she wanted it (had my ears open fo' any hints ) but I'm still kinda worried cause wat you say at da time might not actually be wat you want latah, right?
She can return if not yeah?
Her normal "gift card" gift has lost it's luster and so I didn't want to get dat (she also said she didn't want it). And wat kind of husband would I be if I didn't get her wat she wants? (Well, most anything.)
So trying to find a gift she'd like and not break the already broke bank from the gifts above, wat's a guy to do?
The funny thing is, a couple months ago we were just talking about her birthday too....
.... I mentioned the wrong date.
I'll tell you now. I am not good with dates or names and definetly not phone numbers (only recently memorized Da Wife's cell... WWD!) and if I evah lose my phone, believe me it'll be a gazillion times worse 'den losing my wallet.
Have you evah forgotten an important date? Birthday? Anniversary?
Believe me, I'll soon not forget..... or at least change toothbrushes more frequently. :wink:
DA HAWAIIAN WORD OF DA DAY! -
HAU'OLI LA HANAU
(how-o-lee la ha-now)
Haole Translation: Happy Birthday
Use: C'mon, you dunno?
Sentence: "Hau'oli la hanau Babe!"
SHOUT OUT: Triad pah-tay details to come Friday.......... Stay tuned!