December 22nd, 2008
Anybody feelin' da holiday pressure?
I thought I nevah have any - until this morning. As I was washing my face and about to brush my teeth I noticed it..... Rudolph.
C'mon. Everybody's had it before. Da BIG RED PIMPLE ON DA TIP OF YOUR NOSE SCREAMING 'LOOK AT ME!'
And right at Christmas too.....
WASSAP WIT DAT!
Great. 🙁 Now wen I talk to people today, I only going be thinking, "c'mon, look at it... I know you wanna look at it".
And then they stay thinking, "don't look at it. Don't look at it.... ok, just a peek."
Stress causes pimples right? 😉 Wat was I stressed out about? Hmmm.....
Maybe cause I nevah do da three foot two sink-fulls of dishes. Maybe cause I get CHOKE mail to go through. Maybe cause I gotta clean da house fo' da pah-tay. Maybe cause I gotta wash clothes, da car, da truck, da bike, da dogs.... oh yeah, gotta take bath too. 😳
Or maybe cause I wen invite da boys ovah dis past Saturday without asking Da Wife.....
Dang, dis marriage thing is tough. 😉
Sorry Babe... won't happen again... fo' both our sakes. 😀
Eh, who we kidding? 😉 Going happen again... but at least I going try remembah to ask first! 😆
Or maybe cause it's da 50 pounds of kim chee I gotta make. Or da wasabi potato salad I gotta make two times in two days.
Ai-goo. I need anoddah vacation.
Oh wait. I am going on anoddah one. 😯
But not really fo' us.
I won a four-pack of airfare (expires end of year) to Kauai last week so Da Wife and I are taking my parents to Kauai fo' an ovahnighter this Saturday.
My parents are really hard to shop for cause they are really simple people. They're not gadget or materialistic people so besides food, it's nearly impossible to shop for them. When I won da airfare da lightbulb went on and I asked Da Wife if we could take them with us since they've been on one vacation in da past 15 or so years. For them, it'll be an all expenses paid short kine vacation Christmas present from Da Wife and I.... well, more so fo' putting up with me. 😆
So we're heading to Kauai and besides Waimea Canyon I'm asking (again) fo' da WWD! posse's help. Wat can we do, see, try, in about two days there?
Anybody do da zip-lines there? Which one is da best cause there's a few out there? Where should we stay?
Wea should we check out to eat? 😀
We've been checking out some prices out there cause we haven't booked anything but the airfare and it sure seems like Kauai mustn't be hurting cause da prices are - gulp - quite high. Maybe we should have gone back to Vegas.
I feel anoddah pimple coming on........ 🙁