Yoooo-hooo? Anybody Out There?
By Braddah Lance
Happy Feel Good Friday Everybodies!!!
Or should I say.... somebodies?!
Only get half da Kwonics posting (WWD!) so I wondering wea everybody stay?
I supah happy get some Lurkahs dat came out of da closet in '09 and I hope they can continue da trend. 
Well since hardly anybody stay around - you guys must be actually working 
- hea's a few pics to make you chuckle. MAHALOS MUNCH!
PICS HAVE BEEN REMOVED PER EDITOR'S REQUEST - POSSIBLE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
SHOUT OUT NUMBAH 1: Let's all wish a Happy Birthday to a fellow Kwonic,
Hau'oli la Hanau Bre!!!
SHOUT OUT NUMBAH 2: Join me in wishing a Happy Belated Birthday to annodah Kwonic,
Hau'oli la Hanau 9th Island Girl!!!
SHOUT OUT NUMBAH 3: CONGRATULATIONS to my softball buddy, "Iv",
He and his wonderful wife is having........ TWINS!!!! Cheee-hooo!
SHOUT OUT NUMBAH 4: Mahalos SCOTT fo' da avocadoes!
SHOUT OUT NUMBAH 5: Last but not least,
ALOHA & GOOD LUCK to JAY HIGA (Fore-Play Blogger on da side)
& JONI AKASAKI
We are truly losing two of da "good guys" from The Honolulu Advertiser. My hearfelt best wishes goes out to you two and your families. You'll surely be missed!!!
*** (and all you oddah THA workahs dat read WWD!, post a shout out hea' wishing them well eh! Yeah..... I talkin' to YOU!!! ) ***
Wassup Wit Dat!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
First?
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Thanks for the shout out!
Happy Birthday, Bre, and good luck to Jay Higa and Joni Akasaki.
Love the pics, and can't even name a favorite because they're all good!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
Hey Lance,
Just checking in. Are you going to check out the China Town festivities this weekend? Should be a blast. Good food and lots of entertainment.
808Dad
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:25 am
yah know...in the very litigious society that we live in these days...even in Hawaii...this could be take the wrong way. watch out for sexual harassment posts! don't want you to have to go on "vacation."
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
How were the avacados BL? Did you make guac or just cut em up?
Funny that pic of the guy in the bathroom. Always check for tissue before you do the business. I have a story about that.....
Looks like a good weekend ahead, but no football
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 am
Howzit Braddah Lance, Tankobu coming out of hibernation to give a shout out to all Kwonics everywhere and especially to you! You blog terrific stuffs all the time! (Sorry fo not posting,) You sure know how to live life to da fullest. Keep up da great blog and I'll be lurking and posting when my brain gets in gear.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Congrats to 9th Island Girl
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Congrats to Bre
from Uncle Ynaku
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
Congrats on your twins lv.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Scott, you da man.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Aloha to Jay and Joni
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Ok I did my shoutouts.
Thanks for those funnies. Sure is a Feel Guud Friday.
You know I always come around here. I drop a line every so often. Other times I lurk.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:09 am
BL,
Tell where to find that recycling center !
Here's a joke for FGF:
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife,
dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple
of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went golfing.
Have a nice weekend !
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Here's One for Feel Guud Friday
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 10 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And then the fight started...
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that’s when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I’d like to phone a friend."
And that’s when the fight started....
Happy Feel Guud Friday and Have a nice Weekend all you Kwonics (KAN too), Lanceformers and Lurkahs. Come play with us.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Happy Birthday Bre & 9th Island Girl, Congratulations lv... wow twins... have fun! and Best of Luck Jay and Joni!
Still around... in-laws in town so small kine busy... also getting over a cold. Have a fun weekend folks!
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:15 am
Agree with tita but I still laugh just the same...good ones, BL! Tankobu, nice to hear a voice from da past. I not commenting as much myself but always enjoy Mr. Kwonic's posts.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
You're getting pretty good at dat one.
Anytime ole' fut.
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Might be there... depending on our schdule.
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Mahalos fo' watching out fo' me! But I did put in a share of "da oddah sex too".
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So far I'm not sick yet.
Hopefully they last till next weekend!
But sometimes you just gotta go..........
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And here I thought you had one TOO many tankobu's and fo'got wea WWD! was at.
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Yeah right. You know you can't stop posting.
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I could tell ya.... then I'd have to eliminate ya. Eh, who we kidding.... it's only a myth.
You always get some jokes! You probably could put a book together.
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Those were some good ones! Kinda almost sounds real though....
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Take care of yourself! Lots of vitamin C and a good dose of WWD! should cure you up in a jiffy! 
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So dat's da "spirit" I feel hanging around huh?
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
BL,
Just a quick one to let you know that I am still alive and kickin’. Unfortunately, it's my workload that kickin' me alive.
BTW - Last week I had a meeting on the Westside of L.A. Instead of eating lunch at some "high brow" establishment I snuck off to Johnnie's to grab a pastrami sandwich. Talk about cholesterol heaven...it was worth every bite.
Luckily, I didn't spill any mustard on my tie.
Have a good weekend.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
happy b-day bre & 9th island girl!
and congrats to lv on the blessings!!
sorry, been pretty busy this week so i haven't had time to reply back . . . plus we got audited! oh yeah . . . and yesterday's one . . . i'm not into comics, so i didn't respond *teehee*
have a good weekend everyone!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
workin?? uh huh!! lol! have you heard of facebook?? just kiddin! of course i'm working!! i love it here...i plan on staying late tonight! lol! my faves were the dwarves and moses!! too funny!
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
btw...as per your comment yesterday, "you becoming a kwonic again?" ho wow laulau!! i don't post for a lil while and u kick me out the club??!?? sheesh...no love!! lol!
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Funny cartoons, BL! 'Da toilet papah one I can relate!
Have a good weekend everybody!
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Need some feel good Friday? I listed your site on http://hawaii.alltop.com
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
BL: You always get some jokes! You probably could put a book together
Too bad your blog is rated "PG", there are "X" rated jokes out here too.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
happy birfday Bre and 9th Island girl!
love those cartoons, I like da dwarf one. kinda like ova hea sometimes,but dats all i'm saying.
have a nice weekend everybodies.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Rogah dat! I should post a pic of my desk.
In da word's of Humphrey Bogart... "ooooh, you dirty rat!" I am sooooooooo J!!!
Damn drool is shorting out my keyboard. 
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Fun yeah?
No worries.
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Yeah, sad..... me too.
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Yup... family show hea.
Well most of da time. 
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Your identity is safe...unless you want to spill some details.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
i'm here, i'm here!!
happy birthday bre and 9th island girl!! congratulations to your friend Iv and his wife who are expecting twins (get your rest now! hee hee... )! best wishes to jay higa and joni akasaki... may the future be bright!
happy feel good friday to BL, da kwonics, lanceformers and lurkahs! i'm so glad the weekend is almost here!!
woo hoo!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
whhhhatttt? king kotonk went to johnnie's!!???? eh, BL, at least you just went... i haven't been there for years!!
so mean.
(king kotonk - hope you enjoyed for all of us! at least i no need look at your pictures!! ha ha!)
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Happy Birthday to Bre and 9th Island Girl!
Congrats to Iv!
Good luck to Jay Higa and Joni Akasaki!
Thanks Scott! even doe I neva get avacados.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Kung Hee Fat Choy!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Hey BL! Still here, back from vacation but been busy at work! No worries, you still my favorite blog!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Thanks for all the birthday wishes! Thanks, Ynaku, for the personalized, individual messages!
Sorry, missed saying congrats and get some sleep now while you can, IV!
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Eh sorry been out of touch. Been kinda busy ova hea.
Happy Birfdays Bre & 9th Island Girl
LV-Dude. Life's over. No more softball for you....Nah if I can do it, you better stick wit it. Who's going to hang out with BL and me after da game until late?
Have one good and safe weekend everyone!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Haha! Funny pics! Happy Friday!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
BL - thanks for the shout out, The Advertiser is a good place to work because of great people like yourself. I going call you Tom Cruise cuz you are The Last Samurai. Keep in touch. Mahalos!!!
January 24th, 2009 at 12:26 am
Here! But no feel so good this Friday. Had some more cutbacks at work dis week. Survived, but some good friends didn't make it.
Happy Belated to Bre and 9th Island Girl.
lv- Double the pleasure, double the fun, double the sleepless nights.
And Aloha Jay and Joni.
Better days are ahead.
January 24th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Sorry - late again.
Happy (Belated) Birthday Bre and 9th Island Girl!!!
Congrats Iv and wifey on their double blessing. Would be funny if your twins were both Geminis!
Scott - you da man!
Jay and Joni, we'll be thinking good thoughts for you. Good luck on a new start.
January 24th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Still here, just lurking. Didn't know Jay was leaving, everyone seems to be moving to the right side of the webpage...
January 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am
To all the WWD folks - thank you for the thoughts. I really appreciate it.
I clicked on to post my entry today and whoa, I no moa one blog. Dey as' me if I like continue & I said yeah. But den, no response.
Auwe! I guess dey really no like me.
BL - keep writing cuz gotta have the local roots in a place going da uddah way.
January 24th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Jay:
Sorry to see you leave....really liked your Fore-play blog.
January 24th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
BL....loved all those picha's...what a laugh I going share them with my boss....love it....especially since he's a duck hunter....
Hey "Hauoli La Hanau....to all you birfday people....May you have a great, blessed day....
Sorry that I posted only now....been busy with work....First of the year billing....drive me crazy....but by the first of Feb...I should be sane...
I'll be lurking a little but I still stay.......take care....
January 24th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
anklebiters - thanks for reading and commenting on the blog. I really appreciate it.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Howzit BL
Me and IKHEA still stay, been kinda busy lately, wit work and personal stuffs....not SUPing, nomo surf
Jay; sorry to hea bout you leaving
I used to golf, but finally realized that I wazn't to talented so took up surfing, sameting but having mo fun fo now. What I really miss besides the ball is the 19th hole.
BL; wen goin get nada Triad pah-tay
January 25th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Eh Jay, been readin from the start always befo dis one jus cuz I wish I could golf good like you. Anyway, noticed that your blog is now on the oddah column, so keep us wannabes informed about the golf world. Good luck to you, and maybe catch you on da course.
NKHEA-maybe should be one Golf Triad pah-tay. Jay just gotta use one 8 iron the whole course to make it even. Da others can meet us at the 19th.....
January 26th, 2009 at 3:43 am
To the January birthday bloggers - must be nice to have a BD right after Xmas
January 26th, 2009 at 6:57 am
2B; sounds good to me, we can stay keep da beea's cold and da pupu's ready
NKHEA.....miss da 19th hole
January 26th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes!! They really made my Monday. Sorry I have not been posting. We were at Disneyland Friday and Saturday and did get back until Sunday afternoon.
You know the ecomony is bad when you are at Disneyland on a Saturday and you just walk right on Pirates. There was literally no one in line. We were bummed as the Haunted Mansion was closed for cleaning. Indiana Jones and Thunder Mountain were closed on Saturday due to mechanical problems. We still managed to have a great time though!
BL, we did not try Catal as the prices were just too high. It was also raining that day so we would not have been able to sit outside which is what I wanted to do.
I hope everyone has a great week!
January 26th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Bre; sorry, Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!
January 26th, 2009 at 10:38 am
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Stay tuned fo' some pics!
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Au' right! Vacation huh? I wish I could go on anoddah one... in fact I wish.... eh, I jus' wish.
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LV-Dude. Life’s over. No more softball for you….Nah if I can do it, you better stick wit it. Who’s going to hang out with BL and me after da game until late? Yeah?!
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Yeah, was kinda weird seeing Jay on da oddah side.
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See! People read your stuff! Next we gotta go golf, I'll bring da camera and we can show your 2+ handicap swing! .... and then my 27+ swing!
You know dat! See, we see eye to eye.... even though you like three feet taller 'den me.
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He still around... just on da "oddah" side.
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I thought our "mainland" peeps would like dat one.
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Dunno... why, wat you planning?
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You two guys would be a good match... I'll be da paparazzi hiding in da bushes.
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Too bad about Catal. It kinda seemed a tad pricey to me too and we went for breakfast... but we were on vacation so kinda didn't mind so much... at da time.
Hope you get a chance to go again!