Game On! Betting Lines Are Now Open
By Braddah Lance
Happy rainy Feel Good Friday!
So wat if da weather sucks, my laptop is on da fritz and going to crash any second now and dat my work computah couldn't even get my work programs up and running cause our connections got cut and I couldn't even get dis post out......
It's still Feel Good Friday!
The weekend is near and none too soon!
In case you haven't heard, Da Triads are "testing" out da watahs for da First (Annual?) Triads Golf Get Together tomorrow (Saturday) at Hawaii Prince Golf Club.
Muchos Mahalos to Coconut Willy for hooking us up with a great rate! We wouldn't have been able to golf there oddahwise..... well, at least I wouldn't have. 
See, wen da call is made out to Da WWD! Hui.... they NEVAH disappoint! Das why all you guys who share your "voice" and post - and those who rag and tease too - are NO KA OI! 
And fo' dat....... you deserve.......
Das right...... FIVE Shakas and a Howzit!!
And no, it's not a "tournament" since we have no prizes oddah than bragging rights and probably a few WWD! moments dat I'll be totally glad to share.... no holds barred.
The teams are set and hea's who's representing who:
On Team ODDS & ENDS (O&E) - The Queenie herself, Shauna and two Kwonic traitors anklebiters and opso.
I kid I kid.... they sacrificed themselves because we couldn't have everybody on da winning team.
On Team MIDLIFE CRISIS (MLC) - Uncle Rodney defaulted out because he doesn't golf but da MLC'ers are well represented by annodah WWD! defector NKHEA. 
And rounding out da team is his wife, IKHEA, and they are bringing in a ringer only known as "friend".
They are truly representing da MLC demographic so we'll try and wait till they hit their fourth shot before we launch our drives on their heads. 
On Team WASSAP WIT DAT! (WWD!) - We're well represented with The Clown and Scott and of course, yours truly, Braddah Lance.
Our motto? "We don't play good, but damn straight you know we're going to look good!" And we own da 19th Puka!.......... well, maybe jus' me. 
So bring your "A" game O&E because Da Hive is going down! And MLC, make surah you bring your meds eh.... my CPR training hasn't been recertified in awhile.
And Team WWD!..... let's just try keep it on da fairway.... on da hole we're supposed to be playing on and not da ones next to it.
Vegas lines are now open......... Any bets?
SHOUT OUT: The call was made out to those who wanted to join us in a round of golf and Muchos Mahalos to those above for wanting to play! Hopefully next time we'll actually get a friendly "tournament" going with choke people.
But for those not inclined to golfing, we are having the customary 19th Puka "celebration" at Ige's. If you're wanting to come, let us know because we have reserved only a select number of tables.
Shoots!
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Wassup Wit Dat!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Hey BL!
I no golf, and I not on Oahu anyways.
Wish I could be there to join you folks on the 19th hole. That I can do.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Whoo hoo! First!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Can't wait to see the posts about the no-prize tournament! Make sure to bring your camera!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Time to bring the pain to the old folks and the ODD folks.
I consulted my autographed Malika Dudley picture and she said
she'll divert the rain to Maui this weekend, so we're good to go.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:20 am
I place my bet on da WWD team(but I no moa money unless we go da kine 6-5 kine). one baseball coach should stroke a couple down da fairway good, don't you tink so?
happy FGF everybodies.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:21 am
My bet is on team WWD....but it all depends who "da ringer" is on team MLC. As long as his last name isn't Fujikawa and his first name Tad I think WWD get 'em.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:29 am
GL... post up some pics is you get time to take some!
Have a good weekend everybody!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:30 am
I'll root for team WWD.........BS is probably a ringer and BL's probably pretty good also....at least the way they TALK.
BS and BL on the same team.....I can remember "like yesterday" when OL/BL were pissed at BS when he first showed up.......we talked it out like CIVILIZED MEN....and now they're on the same team. And that is the power of this blog. So you two fellas...........no lose to da wahines, okay?
OL
April 24th, 2009 at 10:33 am
WWD! All da way! I know Scottie is the real ringer!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Good Morning BL!
Happy FGF!
Your team going bus sum up.
See you at Ige's.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:44 am
If Shauna golfs like how she plays darts, it'll be a massacre.
Sorry opso and anklebiters.
Sorry Queenie! Your smack talk cannot save you this time!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Well then you'll be there in spirit.
Next time.
First AND second..... too good eh!
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I'll make surah to turn da "sound" off to not disturb anyone.
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Oh yeah baby!
I already did da "rain rain go away" dance just to make surah.
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Like they say in Vegas...... easy money.
You would tink eh? But not in my case.
As long as I'm not 20+ yards behind Scott and The Clown's drive I'll be a happy camper. 
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Why? I always can "booby trap" da clubs.
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I'll try!
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Braddah Scott is not a ringer..... he's good in real life! I'm either good or bad.... usually bad.
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Yes he is.
Uh, I mean no he's not! Just cause his worse game is most our best games doesn't make him a ringer. 
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We going try....... and like Karate Kid.... "No Mercy!"
See you at Ige's.
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It's on like Donkey Kong!
April 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am
What, BL, you never know Shauna was a smack-talker?
Awwww, c'mon, she must talk smack at work all the time!
She talks so much shi---, uhm, I mean shmack
her lips are all brown. 
I'm sure there will be a lot of jawin' from her before you folks start.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:37 am
BL,
I have no good comments about golf. But I do have a FGF joke :
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the
other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then
which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
Have a nice wekend everybody !
April 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
LMAO!!!
That was a good one roach.
For the golf tourney tomorrow, I will be cheering in spirit for Shauna & da crew (sorry guys). I have'nt seen her play but I hope her team wins so we will here about it for a whole month lol.
I always cheer for the "little guy" errr the under-dog lol..
April 24th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Whoo Hoo. I gotta back up WWD! This da first blog I commented on and like I keep telling BL. we get his back.
I called ESPN Golf and they going try broadcast this friendly game. The only thing is they waiting for da Supa Fairy come pick them up. Yeah yeah the same one I waiting for too.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Watch out for the MLC gang. They may be old but they slow and steady.
Bring your dark glasses for when the Queen walks past with her Hot Pink bag.
No like blind you fellas.
Chee Hoo!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
scenic route = a long day on a beautiful course..
scenic rout = when you get your butt kicked while on above..
ugry = when you're asian, ugly, and angry all at the same time..
betting on scott and AK (aka BL) to win 8/18, tie 5, lose 3..
it's going to be very very ugry, y'all...
April 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
expecting it to be ovah early..
roach: aaahh ha ha ha ha ha ha
clearly grumpy..
April 24th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Sounds like going be plenty good fun at golf and da 19th hole tomorrow. Good luck to everybody! I no like pick favorites, all good folks. But Braddah, your assessment of tomorrow's competition is damn funny! and roach's joke is goods too.
Weather is looking good! Happy feel good Friday and have a great Triad weekend everybody!
April 24th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Unfortunately I gotta vote for the MLC gang to win. You know those old buggahs are sandbaggahs.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@ roach- das one really funny one. too good you.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
ho, and da schmack talking begins...
hey, qb neva tell you we get foursomes, not threesomes? fo' serious! she said i'd be on her team (i volunteered to bring down your team but she still wanted me! see, at least she no cheat! ha ha!), my husband on MLC and my son on yours. no corrupt my son, 'kay?! i already warned him that you're a loud korean accountant! hee hee... no worry... he go shoot in da 120's.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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April 24th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
aisus... how i did that?
April 24th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Nope.... she's a quiet little bee around hea'!
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I believe da PC term is "vertically challenged".
I'm a proud membah! 
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Either way you'll hear about it..... either how they lost or how we cheated.
You mean da underbee right?
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You mean KBFD right?
Yeah, I learned dat da very first time I picked up a club.
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Ooooh yeah!
LOL! Definetly going in da WWD! vocab vault.
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I hope not.
Oh you mean them. 
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Yeah, I stay a little bit thinking IKHEA and "friend" going be pretty good.
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There's a difference between shmack talkin' and da truth.........
Heh? She nevah say dat! All she said was dat you guys weren't sure yet and das da last I heard........ but wat's new...... WWD! always da last fo' know anyways......
120's?!?!? Wat? Your son get blindfold on?
Jus' joke.
He at least graduated high school right? I ain't no babysittah. And if he nevah...... no guarantees on da corruption scene.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
BL - I tink you guys going win no problem. But watch out for Shauna. She going try throw off your game. Maybe she come dressed in one really low cut top. Just no laugh too hard when you see that. You no like pull one muscle.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
BL: I believe da PC term is "vertically challenged". I'm a proud membah!
"vertically challenged" doesn't work in the joke.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
BL:
For those of us who won't be there, are you planning on putting together a SLIDE SHOW of this historic event? I know you get lots of experience putting together SLIDE SHOWS.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
whew.......i guess no mo any PRESSURE on da O&E team den!
since it "seems" like WWD going kick okole......and ALL DA PRESSURE is on dem to win.
eh......no get performance anxiety or premature elation.
Scott - btw......do you inhale, exhale or hold your breath on your backswing?
BL - huh? what was dat? you own da 19th puka?!
pffft.......either NKHEA or myself can take down da whole WWD team by ourself......and with one hand tied BEEhind our back!
happy FGF everybody!!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Not like I need to remind you, BL, but bettah to own da Puka dan to be one!
(nahnahnahnahnahnahnah. I don't mean to imply anything about the Lanceformers, Kwonics and Lurkahs - everyone here is civil, although not necessarily understandable!)
But it also reminds me of something Sweetie says: "There are more horses @$$e$ in the world than there are horses."
Uji, I love dat "ugry" - I gotta remembah dat. An haccome you ste spying on me
I can't pick a Triad group to cheer for - I cheer for evvryboddy. Imua!
April 24th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Ho, I tell you - das wat's wrong wit da world today. Damn keeds get no respect fo da elders. Gunfunnit trash talking keeds. Dey need one good spanking across da okole. In our days, we neva picked on da elderly. If we did, my fadda would bus me up! Dat dea is da problem - faddas and madda no can lick dea keeds anymore. Den dey grow up wit da kine diarrhea mout.
We jus gotta teach dem who da boss - by kicking dea okoles on da golf course. Even if gotta cheet - because it's only cheeting if you doing it to someone older. An ain't nobody older den us.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
@Rodney -- So what, you going stalk the other teams, hide in the bushes, and blast the air horn at them when they teeing off?
Better check the undies after you do that.
April 24th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I think NKHEA never golf for a long long time. I'm talking years. Maybe IKHEA is a better golfer because she goes more often.
My money is on WWD.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Boy, we no need air horn. We jus going crack one. A loud one.
No, betta check ours.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
"Eh boy, pull my finga"
April 24th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
@Rodney -- Uhhh, I think you should use the air horn if that's the case.
Or get one of those electric fart machines.
Oooh! I know! Plug your iPhone into a loudspeaker, and then you can use that fart app to get 'er done!
April 24th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
When you folks up there teeing off, "LET 'ER RIP!" I talking about your swing, of course.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@Tankobu - see. Good thing you clarified that.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
WTF?!?! No one even rooting for the O&E team BEEsides the wonderful Brother Love? It's OK, we'll bring our A game (even though we're more of a BEE kind of group) cause we're in it to win it!!
Lance, you do know we're playing the scramble format, right? So doesn't that mean a team is only as strong as its best player? And don't forget, the guy who created the rules is on MY team!
Since you got no girls on your team, you guys will play last and my team will tee off first. If you dare hit the ball when we're still playing, don't BEE surprised if we grab your balls...and kick them out of bounds. 
Rod: We should talk alliances here...
Great post, by the way! Now I know who the traitors are!!
April 24th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
You Go Girl
April 24th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Shauna said, "We Grab Your BALLS and KICK THEM?????"
April 24th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Yeeouch
April 24th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
BL:
What do you think the cookies were for, to eat
MayBEE next time I'll bring GUANO instead....yeah, that's a good idea....heard it tastes great...less filling 
Bring your wallet with you at the 19th...you may be buying a round or two or three....Bud Light Lime please 
I have the perfect t-shirt for you if your team wins
And let the games begin......
April 24th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
BRING IT!!
And have a lovely evening everybody.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
if you win bl, i'll send you maui built shrit.
April 24th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Good luck Team WWD! I think those who aren't attending should support the UH Warrior football team at the Warrior Bowl scrimmage. I'll be there!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Has anyone figured out what WWD upside down with a "u" in the middle is? MMuD, and that's what will happen they going be stuck in da mud, j/k.
BL remember what your parents taugh you:
Women First / Respect your Elders, so I guess that leaves you guys last. If you know like be last you can always drop out, that way the #2 team (1st place for da losers) will be last, naw, naw, naw, just kidding you all. Have a great day on the links and will see you all at the 19th puka.
Go Team MLC ! ! !
April 25th, 2009 at 12:51 am
good luck to all u guys out there tomorrow
April 25th, 2009 at 4:45 am
@opso.. way too frickin' funny askeen' scott about backswing breatheen'..
handicap dat buggah!!!
maybe makeen' babies took all his enahgy arready... you guys bettah hope..
go old guys and cute girls.. personally my favorite combination...
you guys are our eyes and ears deah... we want reports!!!
April 25th, 2009 at 10:52 am
uji - i going keep reminding him bout dat......and mayBEE some ODDah swing thoughts strategically throughout da day!
April 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
While everybody is at the golf course, I got a rant that I just have to get off my chest over here. This is totally off topic but here goes; am I the only one here who feels that america has gone way over-board with the "pc" (politically correct) issue. Personally I feel that by worrying how one refers to another group of indiv (midgets = little people) is stupid, what should matter is how you treat that group as individuals. Keep in mind I am not referring to the vulgar names of groups of ppl, the "n word" or other such ignorant ugly references are definitely crossing the line but imo, we have gone way over-board w/ this "pc" crappolla. Here is a good example, the sport of NASCAR (which I love) has given in to it as well, it started 5 yrs ago when the banned tobacco & alcohol companies from sponsorship on the racing teams, but they let erectile disfunction companies like "viagara" to jump in to the game. Can anybody else see the hypocracy there. Where are we gonna be in 5 yrs, am I gonna wake up and watch the "Stayfree 500" on sunday, believe me the last thing I want to hear Darryl Waltrip say "well in lap 187 of the stayfresh 500, joey logano is leading the field in the #43 strawberry douche cheverolet..."; I would'nt want to have to call up a race track to inquire about buying tix to the kotex 200 while talking to some women on the other end of the phone hoping that she can "pull a few strings" so I can get good seats!
This stuff better not bleed over to the NFL (which would'nt surprise me), cuz if that happens I swear I am gonna bitch-slap someone geeez!!!!
Well there ya go, rant is done...
April 25th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
opso:
hey, scott, what's with the loop and flying elbow??? very cool, brah
so, dude, were trying to look like jim furyk or what???
April 25th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
uji who won the golf game?
April 26th, 2009 at 12:06 am
To the champs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c
April 27th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Mahalos to all who cheered on Team WWD!.
Tune in on Friday for da mo'olelo..... although anklebiters may have given it away.