'Would You Rather' - No Thinking Necessary
By Braddah Lance
It's already the middle of the week and my brain is fried - now I need a vacation for my sick days. 
I can't think straight and not sure if any of you feel the same so here's a few "Would You Rather's"..... answer one, answer all...... no need think...... but a post would be appreciated. 
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
Have fun!
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Wassup Wit Dat!
May 27th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Good Morning BL!
First!
May 27th, 2009 at 8:21 am
BL,
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? talk like him, he's a dirty fighter.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe? thumb
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? shoot me into space
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? the friend would increase our chance of survival
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
actor
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
pros vs joes
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? delay
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
tell the future
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
millionaire
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver? limo - better class of customers
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
feet - can put on shoes to hide it
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? sleep
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? neither
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? hear a fut.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:23 am
1. Talk like Mike Tyson . . . since I'm a girl and the voice might fit better
2. Break my thumb - sounds easier to get by than a broken toe
3. Cryo-freezed sounds more excited because when you wake up it'd be a whole new world.
4. Guess it'd be best friend since no more lover at the moment.
5. Actress because getting to play so many roles sounds like more of a creative outlet than singing (if you can get jobs that is).
6. American Gladiator - cooler obstacles
7. Delayed flight because lost luggage might never come back to you.
8. Tell the future because I already got voices in my head
9. Deal or No Deal because no need as many brain cells.
10. Limo driver - better tips and clients. Might kick off my acting career too
11. Yuck to both but I guess smelly feet since you can cover them up better.
12. Today I'd rather sleep the weekend away.
13. Walk over hot coals. Both seem like mind over matter stuff but the nails make me feel sore just thinking about them.
Bonus question: I rather have someone else know I can hear or smell them than have someone else hear or smell mine. Actually, some dude did this last night when my friend and I was at Mamma Mia! So gross!
May 27th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
I had my luggage delayed. I neva get em till the next day. Last year in Japan our flight was delayed 24 hrs. That wasn't a problem being in Japan for another day.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
I'll fight him.....but he has to catch me first. Even if he gets one punch in I'll wake up with my normal voice. I wouldn't want to talk like a little girl for the rest of my life.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
Thumb...hopefully the left one 'cause I'm right handed.
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
Shoot me up in space. All my friends and family not going to be here 5000 years from now.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
Lover. Even though I know there'd be arguements either way it would be the make-up sex that would make it worthwhile.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
Singer
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
American Gladiator. I always wanted to be on that show. I know I could "hang".
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
I've had both happen and I'll take the lost luggage.
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
Tell the future....'Vegas here I come!
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
Millionaire
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
Taxi driver
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
Feet
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
At my age? Sleep
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
Coals
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
Fut in public.....hey, I know mine don't stink!
May 27th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Fight Mike Tyson.
Break your thumb, still have da oddah hand.
Be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life.
Be stuck on a deserted island with your lover.
Be a famous singer.
Pros vs Joes.
Flight delayed a day.
Always tell the future.
Deal or No Deal.
Limo driver.
Feet smell.
Pah-tay da entire weekend straight through.
Sleep on a bed of nails.
hear a stranger fut
May 27th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
DO I REALLY HAVE TO NOT THINK THIS ONE? WELL SO LONG AS A LOVER OF THE FRIEND HAS A PLANE TO FLY ME OUT .... A LOVER WITH NO RUBBER and PLANE IS OUT! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU END UP IN DESERTED ISLAND .... got caught with a lover...!
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? MY ASS STINKS HOW'S THAT!
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? OKAY IS NO BRAINER I RATHER FART AND LET HIM SMELL IT PUT A PLASTIC BAG OVER MY FACE FIRST WHEN I FEEL IT COMING.. THEN I DO THE RUNNING DISAPPEAR .... omg!
May 27th, 2009 at 9:40 am
well if the big toe is broken you don't really need that..but a thumb...HOW DO I TYPE ..I use my thumb typing..omg....
I will walk over the hot coal with steel toe boots!
I would sooner read minds so if I am out driving and the guy behind me is thinking OH GOODY HIT her then I will move out of the way!
May 27th, 2009 at 9:42 am
if you feet stinks you just use heavy duty lemon scented thingy inside your shoes..but armpits wow you can smell that too close to the nose and YOu tHrow up! feet is far enough from the nose..then when you coem home soak thE TOES WITH LEMON..FReSH!
May 27th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Talk. I rather still live.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe? Toe cause I need my thumbs. At least can sit down work, but hard to do without full use of my hands.
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? Send me to space to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? Best friend. Although I rather be with my lover, she may be selfish and no share whatever food I GOTTA GO GET.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? Actor cause no can sing. You like here me try?
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator? Pros vs Joes. I'm not that much into punishment,
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? Luggage lost. Just turn your BVDs inside out.
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future? Read Minds. Have fun now.
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? Deal or No Deal. Rather guess than have to answer questions.
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver? Limo baby. Who knows who I can pickup.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? Smelly Feet. Farthest from the nose.
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? Right now? Sleep. Too old to pahty.
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
Bed. actually if the mnails are spaced right, it doesn't hurt. Just no push me down
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? I rather do the futting thank you. No like smell others.
Ha ha, funny one today cuz.
May 27th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Wow, too many for me. I'll just go with the bonus question.
I would rather smell someone else's fut. Figga I can hold my breath for a bit so hopefully the wind takes it away.
May 27th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? talk like him
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe? already broken my thumb before so i choose the big toe.
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? shoot me into space.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? tough choice...i'd take my best friend
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? can't sing worth a lick so i'll be a famous actor
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator? Pro vs. Joes...when you gonna have the opportunity to beat pros at their game...
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? flight delayed a day....at least my luggage will be there!! haha
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future? Dang, I want both...if i had to choose, I would go with able to read minds with the slightest edge.
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? I'm better at trivia so i would go with Who Wants To be a Millionaire.
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver? who makes more?? I'll take the limo
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? smelly feet.
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? both!!! but i rather sleep the entire weekend...been doing that lately lol
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? walk the 25 feet!!
good blog today BL. glad you're feeling better!!
May 27th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Mike tyson, I no like him... too arrogant.
thumb or big toe, I'm a wuss... neither.
space or freeze, beam me up scotty.
deserted island w/... lover. moa tings I tink we can do.
singer or actor, singer... gotta love that energy you get from an audience.
luggage or delay, delay flight w/da lover.
taxi or limo, limo... stylin all da way.
feet or armpits, feet maybe, but armpits if you waiting in line to pay fo something at xmas time.
sleep or pahtay, pahtay all da way den call in sick an sleep.
fut or smell fut, always betta to give den receive.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Talk like Mike
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?Left thumb
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? I'll take plane eventhough I don't know what that is.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? Lover
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? Actor
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator? Pros vs Joes
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? delayed a day
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future? Tell the future
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? Deal or no deal
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver? limo, taxi drivers get shot.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? feet smell (that how I am now).
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? Sleep entire weekend. I take vacation to sleep.
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? 25 feet of hot coals
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? Hear a stranger fut smell and all.
May 27th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
Talk like him. I like my ears and I no talk too much anyways.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
Thumb. Hard fo type if no mo thumb.
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
Gimme space. Probably no mo nuting left in 5,000 years.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
Best friend. Bumbye, I going end up alone anyways.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
Actor. No can sing to save my life.
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
Gladiator. Mo funner.
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
Flight delay...as long as get comp.
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
Tell da future. I awreddy know what people tink about me.
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
Millionaire, lesser of two evils.
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
Limo driver, less chance fo get jacked.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
Feet awreddy stink. Can wear shoes, but das why stink now!?!
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
Pah-tay fo shua. But too old, no can last.
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
How long gotta sleep?
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
Brah, depends if da silent kine or baratos. I shame so I take the stranger fut.
Ho brah, dis wuz one long one. Too funny!
May 27th, 2009 at 11:15 am
BL: Puleeze unmoderation me! Mahalos!
May 27th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Fight um. I goin get donughts but at least I not going sound like one illiterate pansy.
Thumb- Gotta walk around too much for work.
Space-Never been and I wanna go.
Gotta say Da Wife just in case she reading.
Sing so I can blow everyone's doors at karaoke
Pros vs joes-Just seems like more fun.
Lose da luggage-Heck i tend to lose um anyway.
Tell da Future-6/5 here we come!!!!
Millionaire-I stay smart!!!
Limo-get better tips I think.
Feet-Same reason as hanapaa
Give me sleep. I too old for pah-tay
Coals-Done it before
And da bonus question...........
I fut, and I proud of it.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? Talk like him. I like my face the way it is.
Break your thumb or your big toe? Big toe. Can't play `ukulele if both thumbs broken.
Be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? Shot into space. Like Jaydee said, in 5000 years, everyone I love gonna be gone.
Be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? Well, I'd choose my SECOND best friend (Sweetie is both, so he cannot qualify.)
Be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? Singer.
Have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? Delay. I like my stuffs.
Be able to read minds or always tell the future? Read minds. Although that might not be too much fun if someone is THINKING stink about me.
Be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? Millionaire. Probably get better chance at winning.
Sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? Sleep. I was never much of a partier.
Sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? Coals. Can do 'em if the coals have a coating of ash on 'em.
Fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? All I goin' say is it's better to give than receive.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
BL, How do you come up with these?
fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? I'll take the lumps
break your thumb or your big toe? I just lifted my toenail last week. It ain't so bad. Whimper, whimper
be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? space, the final frontier
be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? lover
be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? singer
be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator? Gladiator
have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? lost luggage, as long as I get um back.
be able to read minds or always tell the future? read minds. Hello World Series of Poker!
be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? Deal! Have you seen those um, helpers.
be a taxi driver or a limo driver? taxi
have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? feet.
sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? sleep
sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? always wanted to try the coals
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all? Oops, sorry. Must have been the beans.
May 27th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@Kan. How you bold your answers?
May 27th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
I'll fut in public. Your own fut always doesn't smell as bad as somebody elses fut.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? He just lost his daughter so I won't poke fun at him....today.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe? My big toe. Easier to control the TV remote if you still have your thumb!
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can? Cryo. Space is a lonely forever if you're conscious.
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)? LUVAH! Eventually, the need to fulfill the basic need for sex will emerge. LOL. I don't want to have sex with my best friend.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress? Singer. I think.
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator? American Gladiator. Only if Nitro is on it. He was soooo hot!
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day? Maybe lose luggage. I dunno. Depends where I'm going and what the function and weather is like.
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future? READ MINDS! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal? Millionaire. Less pressure? ha!
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver? taxi driver. probably get more tips. limo driver gotta deal with all the snooty patooties and stupid teenagers at prom.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell? Feet. Easier fo "hide"
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through? I'm a mom. I would love to just SLEEP!
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals? Dang. Neither. I rather get my upper lip waxed!
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
I rather hear a stranger. I not da one going be shame. I can make all kine huhu for make da dtranger shame..just for fun!
May 27th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@ Coconut Willy:
= bold text. Remove spaces before and after "strong." To END bold text, . Again, remove spaces.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Okay, let me try that again. Apparently Wordpress doesn't read spaces.
= bold text. Remove periods before and after "strong." To END bold text, Again, remove periods to end text.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Third time's the charm.
starts bold text. ends bold text. Remove all asterisks.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Try this website:
http://www.angelfire.com/nm/thehtmlsource/html/cheatsheet.html
Go down to "text tags."
Sigh.
May 27th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
cool..tanx kan!
May 27th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
KAN, Three Strikes and you're out! Too funny. Cause I tried it before and I got all messed up on my codes trying to explain it to someone online. Bwahahaha
May 27th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
talk...still like my ears
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
none....can't take the pain
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
shot into space...I spacey anyway
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
lover...at least goin get something fun to do
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
actor...I act like the boss at work
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
don't really know
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
delayed...wit all the tings IKHEA pack goin be expensive to replace
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
read minds...kinda scary to see da future
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
neither, if I can read minds goin be rich anyway
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
taxi...the way they drive looks like fun
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
feet...stay mostly in the wata any way
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
must you ask... PAH-TAY of course
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
walk the coals...dat way my feet not goin smell
And da bonus question...........
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
fut in public...I do'um anyway
NKHEA...tired type already
May 27th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Like dis wit da words you want bold inbetween the >< arrows
NKHEA....wondering if his wen work
May 27th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
sorry neva work
gatta ask banana he showed me how.....banana wea you stay banana
NKHEA....not to good
May 27th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Since he just lost his daughter, not a good idea to provoke him.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
Left or right thumb
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
I choose the space shot....5,000 years from now, the earth would be taken over by bananas
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
Since there's no stores for her to make returns and she can't build a shopping mall with a pocket knife and I would BEE in charge....best friend/soul mate.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
Famous actor - Hugh Grant comes to mind...funny guy.
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
I'd end up with broken bones in either choice...pick Pros only if the sport is golf
WHat are they going to do...beat you with a Big Bertha driver 
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
Flight delayed in Vegas - airline will most likely pay for room and food....another day to gamble
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
Read minds - all you have to do is read the mind of the person who can forsee the future
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
Hate both game show....but did like the movie Slumdog Millionaire
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
Limo driver - all the celebs that ride in your limo.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
Ah...feet probably...need stronger Dr Scholls.
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
pah-tay all weekend - I know I'll be zonked after 4 hours, then I can sleep the rest of the weekend.
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
Ohhhhh, this is a tough one........flip a coin on this....
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
Stranger fut - make like a tree and leave
May 27th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Speaking of lost luggage.....on my flight back home last month....grabbed the wrong luggage...looked like mines
Drove back to the airport @2am since the owner had a early morning flight back home.
May 27th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Coconut Willy and Tita: here's the link that shows you how to do HTML codes in Wordpress blogs:
http://codex.wordpress.org/Writing_Posts#Visual_Versus_HTML_Editor
For some reason, a google search did not yield this site when I was at work. I have it bookmarked at home, thank goodness. The colored font codes don't seem to work, though.
May 27th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Thanks Kan, I think?
May 28th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Would you rather...... fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
Talk like him. Down the road or not, he can still mess you up.
Would you rather...... break your thumb or your big toe?
Big toe. I can stand limping, but not being able to grab stuff?
Would you rather...... be cryo-freezed underground for 5,000 years and brought back to life or shot into space in a plane living for as long as you can?
Cryofrozen
Would you rather...... be stuck on a deserted island with your lover or your best friend (no, cannot be da same person)?
Lover.
Would you rather...... be a famous singer or a famous actor/actress?
Singer.
Would you rather...... be on Pros vs Joes or American Gladiator?
Pros vs. Joes
Would you rather...... have your luggage lost or your flight delayed a day?
Delayed a day.
Would you rather...... be able to read minds or always tell the future?
Read minds. What if you can only see like 10 seconds into the future? Not real useful.
Would you rather...... be on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or Deal or No Deal?
Millionaire.
Would you rather...... be a taxi driver or a limo driver?
Limo Driver.
Would you rather...... have your feet smell or your arm pits smell?
Feet.
Would you rather...... sleep the entire weekend or pah-tay da entire weekend straight through?
Sleep.
Would you rather...... sleep on a bed of nails or walk over 25 feet of hot coals?
Coals.
Would you rather...... fut in public with everyone around you knowing or hear a stranger fut... smells and all?
Stranger. At least you no make-a in public.
May 28th, 2009 at 7:52 am
The best fut is when you fut in the elevator on the top floor just before the door opens, you leave and someone else walks in who's going down. That's a WWD fut.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Hitman 24, one time I was waiting for the elevator and when the door opened I smelled fut and there was about 4-5 people in the elevator, no one came out and I never went in. After the door closed, I just cracked up!
May 28th, 2009 at 8:41 am
Hitman 24, my friend does that all da time in Vegas! I still remembah one time he did it the Golden Nugget and the guy going in didn't realize it until the doors almost closed and all you hear is him yelling.... "Good God!!!"
We was rollin'!