Have You Evah.....

June 16th, 2009
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Hey there Kwonics, Lanceformers and Lurkahs!

I had to take a vacation day yesterday because on Sunday was my annual 50th State Fair outing with my players.

I'm getting old.

So sad, I needed a day to recover. :cry:

Anyways, you know how it goes when you're short a day of work... now it's playing catch-up.

Have fun with these "Have You Evah's" and go share 'em if you got 'em! :wink:

Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?

And da bonus question.........

Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?

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And since I nevah answer before, hea's mine's:

Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
     Yup. One too many if you ask me.  Cat fight? Seen a couple. Kinda nutz! :shock:

Have you evah...... broken a bone?
     Yup. Several. Hmmm, ALL my fingahs, right big toe twice, right wrist, cracked ribs, cracked sternum. Funny, I only went to get a cast for my wrist.

Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
     Yup. All except one.

Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
     Oh heck no! Das why I still stay living..... plus, I know I can run fastah than da wahine. :grin:

Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
     Forgotten to get presents but knew it was their birthday.... hmmm, I wondah which is more sad? :oops:

Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
     Uh..... YEAH! Doesn't dat suck.

Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
     Ummm..... guilty. I was actually snoring.  :oops:

Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
     Nope. But I've thought it and then asked someone else if she was.

Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
     Sadly..... yup. :roll:

And da bonus question.........

Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
     All da time! Wen I was shmall kid time. My mom used to get sooooo pissed cause I'd leave it in da fridge. Nevah like waste eh.   :lol:

 

 

 

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25 Responses to “Have You Evah.....”

  1. EMM386:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    Yes.
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    No.
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    Yes.
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    Nope.
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    Nope.
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    No. Thank God.
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    No.

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    Yeah. Especially when its the last piece in the pack.


  2. Rosette:

    NO....NONE....


  3. Rosette:

    okay with gum I guess when I was younger I stick the gum in the fridge..my mom got mad so ..then I figure okay I stick it on the bed post..she got even madder so much for my gum saving trick..then I just don't buy gum!


  4. jaydee:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    I gotten in a fight a few times....maybe too many

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    No.

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    Oh yeah, but I've been on the receiving end too.

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    One time after an intimate time with a GF she asked me, "Who's Ann?" Say what? She said that during our moment of passion I said the name Ann. Thinking quickly I said, "No, no, I was saying, Who's the man!" I don't think she bought it.

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    No, never

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    Once, only because I knew it was recycled

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    Once, but the funny thing is, I don't think the person on the other end even knew. She just kept babbling on and on.

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    Once, and I learned to never ask that question again, even if you know she is.

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    I've gotten burnt but not from falling asleep on the beach. I'll just leave it at that.

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    Sure, who hasn't!


  5. Kage:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    Yes, with siblings(nothing to the face) and once in kindergarten(unfortunately for the other guy, to the face). YES, kindergarten.

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Not YET.

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    It was even.

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    NEVER. I like to live....

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    Unfortunately, all the time....

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    Yeah, just graciously accepted it and put a positive spin on it. Ended up regifting it to a nephew that could wear it and enjoy it.

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    No.

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    No, but once we were at a wedding reception and there was one friend that looked a bit chubbier than we normally see her. Everyone was thinking it and it took the loud mouth friend to ask her. GOOD thing she was hapai.

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    No but once missed a triangle spot on my stomach with the sunblock. Was funny. Almost looked perfect, like I planned it.


  6. roach:

    BL,

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? yep, I'm undefeated in my lifetime, 1 fist fight - 1 win
    Have you evah...... broken a bone? only if you count my skull - twice
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? yes
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? no unless bitch counts.
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? never
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? all the time
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? no
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? thought it but never opened my mouth.
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? never, I don't like the beach unless its at night !

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? yuk, wouldn't even think about it.


  7. opso:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    yup. cat fights are even more vicious! :shock:

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    nope.....just a dislocated hip. choke sprain ankles and fingahs.
    puka head no count? :P

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    yup......3 times.....i think. oh da drama! :lol:

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    nope......dass jus plain suicide!

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    hmm......i don't think so. :?

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    yup. can you say......re-gift? :lol:

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    nope. don't like to talk on da phone too long.
    except when talking to my mom. boy......she could go on and on. maybe shmall kine head snaps then. :lol:

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    oh hell no! gotta make shua first.

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    nope. cannot stand lying in da sun......too hot. need some shade at least.

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    yup.....stuck em on da outside of your hand while eating sumptin else.....den chew em again afta pau. :D


  8. GA Bows:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Too many fist fights in my younger days.
    Have you evah...... broken a bone? My elbow, several times.
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yes
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No ways.
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? Nope.
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Nah, I enjoy even the smallest/silliest present.
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? No, I try not to talk on the phone.
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? Nope/.
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Nope, fell asleep on my boat and got burnt.

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? No


  9. Rosette:

    OH YES I CALL MY HUSBAND IDIOT IS THAT A WRONG NAME??? YES I CALL HIM HEY FAT GUY..I LAUGH ....HE DOESN'T GET MAD UNLES I REALLY PESTER HIM... !


  10. Rosette:

    well I hardly fall asleep talking on phose because I hardly use the phone..if I use the phone and my husband is on line I tell him GO AWAY I AM BUSY so no I can't fall asleep...I don't give him a chance.


  11. B:

    fist fight-cat fight: fist fight inter. school days one time.
    broken bones: not yet. but choke sprain ankles, sprain fingers, thrown out back.
    breaker upper: one time and was not nice.
    wrong name: nevah happen, nevah gonna happen.
    forgotten birthday: not yet, but wen screw up one anniversary dinner cuz had to work late. always reminded of dat.
    gift nevah like:quite a few times. had to suck it up and use/wear couple times jus fo make da peoples happy.
    sleep wit phone: no can remember if did or not.
    wahine if hapai: das fo die.
    beach burn: once. was sleeping by the fishing poles under coconut tree shade. da shade wen move couple hours later. was kinda well done.
    gum: no can do dat. da gum no moa taste afta.


  12. Rosette:

    When I was little I use to freeze my gum with ice cream in a cup so my mom can't get mad she doesn't see where I hide my gum.


  13. Rosette:

    OH YES I WRESTLED MY HUSBAND DOWN BUT HE JUST PICK ME UP NO FAIR!


  14. KAN:

    My answer is "no" for most of the other questions.

    asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? - no, but somebody asked me if I was! This was when I was still living in Hawai`i and catching the bus home from downtown after work. The guy sitting next to me asked me. He was mortified when I told him I wasn't. His wife was hapai, and he thought he saw hapai women everywhere. Good thing I thought the whole thing was funny!

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? No - but see this on the chewing gum wall in Seattle: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robynw/57344915/


  15. BananaFysh:

    Hey BL! Missed you yesterday.

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    I got falsed and never throw back. I really didn't want to throw down with that dude. I would have gotten murdered. :razz: Does that count? Seen a couple of cat fights up close. Dang, wahines fight way more dirty than guys! :shock:

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Yup, broke my ankle playing basketball, the day after Christmas. :(

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    Nope

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    Hell no!

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    Yeah. :oops: Main thing, no forget the wife's, yeah? ;)

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    Plenny times! Gotta pretend you like um, then return/exchange later.

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    Yup

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    Hell no!

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    Yeah. Fell asleep when fishing. Gah!

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    Yup! I did something similar to opso; I stick the gum on my soda can or cup, and chew up afterwards. If I stuck it on the back of my hand would have all kine fur in my gum. :lol:


  16. Ynaku:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Grappling but no fist fights.
    Have you evah...... broken a bone? Not yet 8O
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Not really
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No, never have too many GFs
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? GUILTY :?
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Didn't we all?
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? Yep, when talking to GF.
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? 8O
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? In my younger days.

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? Not me, I chew dat buggah till no mo taste. But my son when younger used to keep um in the frig. You open da frig and "WAT DAT?"


  17. roach:

    BL & everyone,

    Have u evah.......................driven a car over 100 mph ?
    I'm ashamed to say that in my much younger days I did. On the freeway going towards Waianae, my Chevy hit 120 mph. When I did it, it was a real thrill but when I think about it now, boy, was I stupid or what. Luckily, nothing bad happened but it was really quiet in the car even with five people in it.


  18. acuradriver02:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    technically no, more like a wrestling match
    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    no broken bones, only torn Achilles + puka head
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    nope, can't say I have
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    nope, only think it, but never actually say it
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    well, never forgot, but few times didn't do anything either
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    quite a few, but try to be a good sport about it
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    nope
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    I know better than to ask (that and their weight)...I get someone else to ask :-)
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    yes, but what can I say...I fell asleep
    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    nope. the gum gets too hard and it makes for a very sore jaw


  19. Coconut Willy:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yup
    called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? Yup
    forgotten a loved one's birthday? Yup
    received a present you really didn't like? Yup
    fallen asleep while on da phone? Yup
    asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? Nope
    fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Yup, but neva get too burnt

    And da bonus question.........

    saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? Yup, only once. Not worth it.


  20. Coconut Willy:

    Ooops. Forgot the first 2

    been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Yup, got a bloody nose
    Have you evah...... broken a bone? nope


  21. NKHEA:

    1) Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    Nope, me good guy everybody loves me :lol:

    2) Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Yeah, my nose, my best friend came to work with me and hit me in the nose with his hammer :cry: btw; we still best friends :D

    3) Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    Nope, like I said me nice guy :roll:

    4) Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    Nope, das why I still alive ;)

    5) Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    Nopr, they would never let me forget :x

    6) Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    Yeah, refer back to #3 :neutral:

    7) Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    Nope, but probably made plenty uda people fall asleep :( :lol:

    8) Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    Yup, was a friends wife :oops: boy did I learn and good lesson dat day 8O

    9) Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    Nope, neva stay for the sun to come up ;)

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    Nope, but used to chew the same gum all day, once till I went to sleep :mrgreen:


  22. snow:

    Lessee...

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? I've been in a cat fight only if I count the fight I had with my sister when I was in elementary school!
    Have you evah...... broken a bone? Probably my big toe bone when I dropped a cookie sheet on it like a gilloutine!
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yes and no... I had to "break up" a relationship that I didn't really consider to be one... if that makes sense!
    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No... that would be BAAAAD!
    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? Unfortunately, yes.
    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Unfortunately, yes... I wondered if the gifts had gotten mixed up!
    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? Yes, but my friend kept talking... though, I felt a little bit guilty even if I don't think she knew!
    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? No way! I've wondered though... but always wait for someone else to find out!
    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Yes, never go to the beach early after a night of clubbing... :roll:

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? That is grossssssss! No... I was a germaphobe even when I was little!

    Hey BL, saw your brother and SIL at Sam's on Sunday. Hmm... is that the family hangout? ;)


  23. anklebiters:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?

    When I was a kid.

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?

    Yep....left leg as a kid wrestling a friend and big toe when I kicked the hutch. Oh, forgot about cracked ribs.

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?

    I'd call it even steven :-)

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?

    Yep....in high school....hard to remember which girl you just talked to on the phone

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?

    Yep....blame it on an MLC moment :!:

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?

    Can't say that I have.

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?

    YEP...twice, talking to soul mate....she did it to me three times :!: That's what we get for being on the phone in the early AM :!: There's nothing weirder when you hear the person on the other end of the phone snoring softly. :lol:

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?

    Haven't you watched the movie "Two Weeks Notice" with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. :?: :lol:

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?

    Did in my pool....fell asleep on the floating lounge chair :!:

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?

    Uuuuuuuu.......NEVER :!:


  24. tita leerz:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    When I was a little mokette, I scrapped some cuz some of the neighborhood kids acted like they was raised by dogs.

    Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
    Heck no! But friends have called him the name of the guy I was with before him. LOL! so shame!

    Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
    Yes.

    Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
    I'm Filipino. There's always that aunty who gives you stuff from the discount bin at Ritz or PayNSave. Wot? Feelin' old? LOL

    Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
    Yes. Teenagers are crazy. I see my friends at school all day then talk to them at night. Fall asleep talking about...I dunno, I forget. Probably boys.

    Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
    No, but I've been asked that and people would be afraid to hear the answer for fear I would right hook them for asking. Luckily, it takes a lot to offend me. When not hapai, I just tell people it's leftover weight that the baby didn't take with her when she checked out of uterus hotel.

    Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
    No. I thought that only happened to tourists!

    And da bonus question.........

    Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
    EW!!!!! NOPE! And I would always be afraid to swallow gum, thinking it would stick to my ribs or my lungs and suffocate me. I also used to be scared of swallowing seeds (crack see, apple seed, orange, grape) for fear that those fruits would grow in my stomach and tree limbs would replace MY limbs!


  25. tita leerz:

    I don't know how that happened but my sentences got mixed up? OK, Do over the first three:

    Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
    When I was a little mokette, I scrapped some cuz some of the neighborhood kids acted like they was raised by dogs.

    Have you evah...... broken a bone?
    Yeah, someone else's. Hit them with a stick on their hand. Ironically, it was their middle finger.

    Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
    Yes. So empowering! LOL