Have You Evah.....
By Braddah Lance
Hey there Kwonics, Lanceformers and Lurkahs!
I had to take a vacation day yesterday because on Sunday was my annual 50th State Fair outing with my players.
I'm getting old.
So sad, I needed a day to recover. 
Anyways, you know how it goes when you're short a day of work... now it's playing catch-up.
Have fun with these "Have You Evah's" and go share 'em if you got 'em! 
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
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And since I nevah answer before, hea's mine's:
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Yup. One too many if you ask me. Cat fight? Seen a couple. Kinda nutz! 
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Yup. Several. Hmmm, ALL my fingahs, right big toe twice, right wrist, cracked ribs, cracked sternum. Funny, I only went to get a cast for my wrist.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Yup. All except one.
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Oh heck no! Das why I still stay living..... plus, I know I can run fastah than da wahine. 
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Forgotten to get presents but knew it was their birthday.... hmmm, I wondah which is more sad? 
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Uh..... YEAH! Doesn't dat suck.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Ummm..... guilty. I was actually snoring.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Nope. But I've thought it and then asked someone else if she was.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
Sadly..... yup. 
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
All da time! Wen I was shmall kid time. My mom used to get sooooo pissed cause I'd leave it in da fridge. Nevah like waste eh. 
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Wassup Wit Dat!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Yes.
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
No.
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Yes.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Nope.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Nope.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
No. Thank God.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
No.
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
Yeah. Especially when its the last piece in the pack.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:34 am
NO....NONE....
June 16th, 2009 at 8:36 am
okay with gum I guess when I was younger I stick the gum in the fridge..my mom got mad so ..then I figure okay I stick it on the bed post..she got even madder so much for my gum saving trick..then I just don't buy gum!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
I gotten in a fight a few times....maybe too many
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
No.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Oh yeah, but I've been on the receiving end too.
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
One time after an intimate time with a GF she asked me, "Who's Ann?" Say what? She said that during our moment of passion I said the name Ann. Thinking quickly I said, "No, no, I was saying, Who's the man!" I don't think she bought it.
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
No, never
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Once, only because I knew it was recycled
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Once, but the funny thing is, I don't think the person on the other end even knew. She just kept babbling on and on.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Once, and I learned to never ask that question again, even if you know she is.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
I've gotten burnt but not from falling asleep on the beach. I'll just leave it at that.
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
Sure, who hasn't!
June 16th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Yes, with siblings(nothing to the face) and once in kindergarten(unfortunately for the other guy, to the face). YES, kindergarten.
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Not YET.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
It was even.
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
NEVER. I like to live....
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Unfortunately, all the time....
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Yeah, just graciously accepted it and put a positive spin on it. Ended up regifting it to a nephew that could wear it and enjoy it.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
No.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
No, but once we were at a wedding reception and there was one friend that looked a bit chubbier than we normally see her. Everyone was thinking it and it took the loud mouth friend to ask her. GOOD thing she was hapai.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
No but once missed a triangle spot on my stomach with the sunblock. Was funny. Almost looked perfect, like I planned it.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:13 am
BL,
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? yep, I'm undefeated in my lifetime, 1 fist fight - 1 win
Have you evah...... broken a bone? only if you count my skull - twice
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? yes
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? no unless bitch counts.
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? never
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? all the time
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? no
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? thought it but never opened my mouth.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? never, I don't like the beach unless its at night !
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? yuk, wouldn't even think about it.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
yup. cat fights are even more vicious!
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
nope.....just a dislocated hip. choke sprain ankles and fingahs.
puka head no count?
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
yup......3 times.....i think. oh da drama!
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
nope......dass jus plain suicide!
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
hmm......i don't think so.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
yup. can you say......re-gift?
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
nope. don't like to talk on da phone too long.
except when talking to my mom. boy......she could go on and on. maybe shmall kine head snaps then.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
oh hell no! gotta make shua first.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
nope. cannot stand lying in da sun......too hot. need some shade at least.
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
yup.....stuck em on da outside of your hand while eating sumptin else.....den chew em again afta pau.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Too many fist fights in my younger days.
Have you evah...... broken a bone? My elbow, several times.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yes
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No ways.
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? Nope.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Nah, I enjoy even the smallest/silliest present.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? No, I try not to talk on the phone.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? Nope/.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Nope, fell asleep on my boat and got burnt.
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? No
June 16th, 2009 at 9:35 am
OH YES I CALL MY HUSBAND IDIOT IS THAT A WRONG NAME??? YES I CALL HIM HEY FAT GUY..I LAUGH ....HE DOESN'T GET MAD UNLES I REALLY PESTER HIM... !
June 16th, 2009 at 9:38 am
well I hardly fall asleep talking on phose because I hardly use the phone..if I use the phone and my husband is on line I tell him GO AWAY I AM BUSY so no I can't fall asleep...I don't give him a chance.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
fist fight-cat fight: fist fight inter. school days one time.
broken bones: not yet. but choke sprain ankles, sprain fingers, thrown out back.
breaker upper: one time and was not nice.
wrong name: nevah happen, nevah gonna happen.
forgotten birthday: not yet, but wen screw up one anniversary dinner cuz had to work late. always reminded of dat.
gift nevah like:quite a few times. had to suck it up and use/wear couple times jus fo make da peoples happy.
sleep wit phone: no can remember if did or not.
wahine if hapai: das fo die.
beach burn: once. was sleeping by the fishing poles under coconut tree shade. da shade wen move couple hours later. was kinda well done.
gum: no can do dat. da gum no moa taste afta.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am
When I was little I use to freeze my gum with ice cream in a cup so my mom can't get mad she doesn't see where I hide my gum.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
OH YES I WRESTLED MY HUSBAND DOWN BUT HE JUST PICK ME UP NO FAIR!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:44 am
My answer is "no" for most of the other questions.
asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? - no, but somebody asked me if I was! This was when I was still living in Hawai`i and catching the bus home from downtown after work. The guy sitting next to me asked me. He was mortified when I told him I wasn't. His wife was hapai, and he thought he saw hapai women everywhere. Good thing I thought the whole thing was funny!
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? No - but see this on the chewing gum wall in Seattle: http://www.flickr.com/photos/robynw/57344915/
June 16th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Hey BL! Missed you yesterday.
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Does that count? Seen a couple of cat fights up close. Dang, wahines fight way more dirty than guys! 
I got falsed and never throw back. I really didn't want to throw down with that dude. I would have gotten murdered.
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Yup, broke my ankle playing basketball, the day after Christmas.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Nope
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Hell no!
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Main thing, no forget the wife's, yeah? 
Yeah.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Plenny times! Gotta pretend you like um, then return/exchange later.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Yup
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Hell no!
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
Yeah. Fell asleep when fishing. Gah!
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
Yup! I did something similar to opso; I stick the gum on my soda can or cup, and chew up afterwards. If I stuck it on the back of my hand would have all kine fur in my gum.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Grappling but no fist fights.
Have you evah...... broken a bone? Not yet
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Not really
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No, never have too many GFs
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? GUILTY
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Didn't we all?
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? Yep, when talking to GF.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? In my younger days.
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? Not me, I chew dat buggah till no mo taste. But my son when younger used to keep um in the frig. You open da frig and "WAT DAT?"
June 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
BL & everyone,
Have u evah.......................driven a car over 100 mph ?
I'm ashamed to say that in my much younger days I did. On the freeway going towards Waianae, my Chevy hit 120 mph. When I did it, it was a real thrill but when I think about it now, boy, was I stupid or what. Luckily, nothing bad happened but it was really quiet in the car even with five people in it.
June 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
technically no, more like a wrestling match
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
no broken bones, only torn Achilles + puka head
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
nope, can't say I have
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
nope, only think it, but never actually say it
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
well, never forgot, but few times didn't do anything either
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
quite a few, but try to be a good sport about it
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
nope
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
I know better than to ask (that and their weight)...I get someone else to ask
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
yes, but what can I say...I fell asleep
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
nope. the gum gets too hard and it makes for a very sore jaw
June 16th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yup
called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? Yup
forgotten a loved one's birthday? Yup
received a present you really didn't like? Yup
fallen asleep while on da phone? Yup
asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? Nope
fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Yup, but neva get too burnt
And da bonus question.........
saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? Yup, only once. Not worth it.
June 16th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ooops. Forgot the first 2
been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? Yup, got a bloody nose
Have you evah...... broken a bone? nope
June 16th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
1) Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Nope, me good guy everybody loves me
2) Have you evah...... broken a bone?
btw; we still best friends 
Yeah, my nose, my best friend came to work with me and hit me in the nose with his hammer
3) Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Nope, like I said me nice guy
4) Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Nope, das why I still alive
5) Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Nopr, they would never let me forget
6) Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Yeah, refer back to #3
7) Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Nope, but probably made plenty uda people fall asleep
Yup, was a friends wife
9) Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
Nope, neva stay for the sun to come up
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
Nope, but used to chew the same gum all day, once till I went to sleep
June 16th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Lessee...
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight? I've been in a cat fight only if I count the fight I had with my sister when I was in elementary school!
Have you evah...... broken a bone? Probably my big toe bone when I dropped a cookie sheet on it like a gilloutine!
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship? Yes and no... I had to "break up" a relationship that I didn't really consider to be one... if that makes sense!
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name? No... that would be BAAAAD!
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday? Unfortunately, yes.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like? Unfortunately, yes... I wondered if the gifts had gotten mixed up!
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone? Yes, but my friend kept talking... though, I felt a little bit guilty even if I don't think she knew!
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't? No way! I've wondered though... but always wait for someone else to find out!
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt? Yes, never go to the beach early after a night of clubbing...
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later? That is grossssssss! No... I was a germaphobe even when I was little!
Hey BL, saw your brother and SIL at Sam's on Sunday. Hmm... is that the family hangout?
June 16th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
When I was a kid.
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Yep....left leg as a kid wrestling a friend and big toe when I kicked the hutch. Oh, forgot about cracked ribs.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
I'd call it even steven
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Yep....in high school....hard to remember which girl you just talked to on the phone
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Yep....blame it on an MLC moment
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
Can't say that I have.
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
YEP...twice, talking to soul mate....she did it to me three times
That's what we get for being on the phone in the early AM 
There's nothing weirder when you hear the person on the other end of the phone snoring softly. 
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
Haven't you watched the movie "Two Weeks Notice" with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
Did in my pool....fell asleep on the floating lounge chair
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
Uuuuuuuu.......NEVER
June 17th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
When I was a little mokette, I scrapped some cuz some of the neighborhood kids acted like they was raised by dogs.
Have you evah...... called your boyfriend/girlfriend by da wrong name?
Heck no! But friends have called him the name of the guy I was with before him. LOL! so shame!
Have you evah...... forgotten a loved one's birthday?
Yes.
Have you evah...... received a present you really didn't like?
I'm Filipino. There's always that aunty who gives you stuff from the discount bin at Ritz or PayNSave. Wot? Feelin' old? LOL
Have you evah...... fallen asleep while on da phone?
Yes. Teenagers are crazy. I see my friends at school all day then talk to them at night. Fall asleep talking about...I dunno, I forget. Probably boys.
Have you evah...... asked a wahine if she was hapai..... and she wasn't?
No, but I've been asked that and people would be afraid to hear the answer for fear I would right hook them for asking. Luckily, it takes a lot to offend me. When not hapai, I just tell people it's leftover weight that the baby didn't take with her when she checked out of uterus hotel.
Have you evah...... fell asleep on da beach and got really burnt?
No. I thought that only happened to tourists!
And da bonus question.........
Have you evah...... saved a piece of chewed gum and chewed it again later?
EW!!!!! NOPE! And I would always be afraid to swallow gum, thinking it would stick to my ribs or my lungs and suffocate me. I also used to be scared of swallowing seeds (crack see, apple seed, orange, grape) for fear that those fruits would grow in my stomach and tree limbs would replace MY limbs!
June 17th, 2009 at 10:07 am
I don't know how that happened but my sentences got mixed up? OK, Do over the first three:
Have you evah...... been in a fist fight...... or a cat fight?
When I was a little mokette, I scrapped some cuz some of the neighborhood kids acted like they was raised by dogs.
Have you evah...... broken a bone?
Yeah, someone else's. Hit them with a stick on their hand. Ironically, it was their middle finger.
Have you evah...... been da breaker-upper in a relationship?
Yes. So empowering! LOL