By Braddah Lance
Sleeping and walking to da bathroom bumping into walls, corners, doors and closet doors dis morning should have been da first sign.
Or maybe da pen mark left on my leg from doing da Sudoku on da throne.
Or maybe actually dozing on da throne should have been da alert of all alerts.
Definitely should have been da traffic.
Or maybe dis.............
Ordinary picture right?
So I thought too as I scooted past da employee back rack heading into work. As I got to my desk it hit me! Something's missing. (No, I didn't forget to put pants on) I rush outside with camera phone in hand..........
WAT DA *FRICK*! (insert colorful adjective hea) Someone stole my bike?!? AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And it was premeditated too cause da lock was cut clean with a bolt cutter.
I check with security to see if they saw anything last night. Nada. Checked with Maintenance to see if they had to move it for some reason. Nope. Anoddah lost cause.
Geez, wat a great way to start a morning.
I use dat bike for everything during lunch and aftah work at times too! I used it to run errands to da store, cruise around, take it to da park but most especially I used it to go surf during my one and only break of da day from work!
It was my "ride".
We have an employee bike rack which is tucked away on property which I thought was pretty safe and barely visable from public view but who knows who walks through da property at night. Hea's da kicker - Dis is da second bike of mine stolen in less than three years..... at da same place!
Now my lunch time surfing just got cut as I can't make it there in time even if I ran there and right now, even though da surf small, I needed to get out there!
Wassap Wit Dat!
Anybody got anythig stolen before?