Quick and simple today.

Get choke work for do to close dis month's books so let's have a little fun while I buss okole so I no get busted.

It's been awhile since we've played any games but hea's one......

Post any music titles, movies, lyrics, quotes...... BUUUUT....... your next post gotta contain at least one word from da previous post.

For example, I post, Movie Title: "A Few Good Men". Da next post could be Movie Title: "Men In Black" or Lyric: "Good-ness gracious great balls of fire". No need be movie for movie etc but you have to at least list wat it is from whether it be a music title, movie title, lyric or quote.... not da kine you make up so to keep you on da up and up.

You gef 'em?

At least one of us should have fun today...............

To start it off,   Music Title: "The Way You Look Tonight"

Last night, Da Wife and I was ovah leftovahs so we decided to pick something up aftah my basketball game last night.

You would think by now that I would know wat to order for myself or even Da Wife and it's ALWAYS - ok, 97% of da time - da same thing.

BL:   *about one car length away from ordering*   "Babe, so wat you like?"
DA WIFE:   "Hmmm......"
BL:   *at da ordering window now*   "So wat you like?"
DA WIFE:   "Double cheeseburger mighty kids meal."
BL: *she ALWAYS gets dat* "Wat kine drink?"
DA WIFE: "Coke."
BL: *she ALWAYS gets dat* "I'll have da numbah 13 with an extra large diet coke."
BL: "Babe, you like anything else?"
DA WIFE: "Oh, an ice cream cone."
BL: *das something new*

And dat's kinda da conversation at every place we eat. We both know wat each oddah's getting but we ourselves always toil ovah if we going get something different.

That got me thinking. Humans, like animals, are creatures of habit. We tend to do da samething whether we want something "different" or not. At da drive thru's, da restaurant even at potlucks there's something there dat will always be there and if not, you going notice.

Da Wife knows for me that most times I try something different it ends ups being a disappointment.  It's because of dat let down, I'm gun shy about trying something new but being da lolo dat I am anyways, I still gotta try once in awhile.

Da only thing I try different without hesitation is beea.

At Mickey D's, I'm into da new 1/3# burgahs while Da Wife almost always gets da double cheeseburgah mighty kids meal. At Jack's, it's either da sirloin burgah or da chicken club (hold da mayo). L&L - Pearl City only - I gotta get da mini katsu curry all brown rice. Subway's is chicken breast, honey mustard and everything - extra tomatoes - no oil & vinegar. Chun Wah Kam gotta get udon, chow fun, garlic chicken and spicy eggplant and if get left, rice cake.

So wat's your numbah? Wat do you always tend to order and at wat fast food/restaurant? Do you know wat your oddah half always orders and do you get futless wen they take long time and then still order da same thing? Wat kine creature you?

*Oh yeah, did I mention dat we nevah get our ice cream cone and if wasn't for one truck stopped in front of us waiting for da rest of their order we would have left without it.*   

FUTLESS
(said like it's spelled)

Haole Translation: Frustrated, confused, spaced out

Sentence: “Brah, no need ack futless wen no go your way.”

Sentence: “How come you so futless for?”

An email sent over from 9th Island Girl sharing for those who

LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY.... (as well as the idiosyncrasies of English):

1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA? (algae – bra)

24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT?

30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

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UCLA Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

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More than one way to skin a smart-ass:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were

beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night ... (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee....dipped it into the toilet....and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers . . . and then there are educators.

Happy Feel Good Friday to Da Hui and remembah, for those who are free tonight, pah-tay at Fort Street Bar & Grill 6pm. Come early, stay late or come late, stay early. Come by for cruz and relax and meet people you've nevah seen before. No need be shy....... everybody dat comes to a Triad Pah-tay nevah is.

No mattah if you had 'em for one month or one year, you always want (or lust aftah) a new one cause they popping out like popcorn.

Cell, cellular, wireless phones.... watevah you like call 'em - they can and will nevah satisfy everyone at any one time. They are constantly evolving and seems like eventually we'll be able to either teleport or taze people with our handheld devices.

From iPhones to Blackberry's to Razor's, it's a dog eat dog world in da wireless communications biz (just check out all da kiosks and mini-stores at EVERY SINGLE MALL) so dat made me wondah...... wat kine you get? If you no more......

Wassap Wit Dat!

Seriously, if you no more, how come? No like join da cult? But if you get, you like "upgrade" already? How long you had your phone? Ok,*gulp*, how many phones have you had already? Wat do you do with your old one(s)?

In about maybe da 15 years of carrying around a cell, I've gone through maybe about 10. Dat's like one every year and a half! Yikes Well, two of those were lost so my average use is more like every two years. Yours last longer? Shorter?

Have you lost your phone(s) before? My friend has. Sad but funny really. He was visiting Chicago wen da Palm Pré just launched. He was really wanting it so he bought it up there and not even a full 24 hours later....... poof. Gone. Left it on da subway.

Wat about da accessories? Are you one to bling out your phone internally and externally? Apps (applications for all da tech challenged makule's out there), screen savers, covers, cases, lanyards and das only da "normal" stuff I can think of.

If you evah been to Japan, they are straight out pupule wen it comes to dat kine stuff. They get au' kine things hanging and at times da "accessories" are waaay biggah than da phone itself!

Is there something you wish your phone could do dat it can't now? Do you use all da features? Do you even know if there are special features on your phone? Wat's your favorite feature? Wat do you like/don't like about your phone? Wat phone do you wish you had right now?

I have a Palm Treo 755p and it serves it's purpose... I wish I had an iPhone but since my carrier is Sprint, I wish I had da Pré. Da 755p is a bit bulky but it has a big screen and a full keyboard which sold me. I have to say I probably only use more than half of it's useful features but use it daily so no complaints hea. I'm not a bling type of person so only got a case and da only apps I got downloaded are free.

You still using landline only or wat?

Just a lil' somethin' somethin' to help us get ovah da Hump Day Wednesday for you... deadline Wednesday for me.  

Play, no play - up to you. Answer one, answer all. Main thing, have fun with it! 

• I want...................
• I wish....................
• I love....................
• I miss....................
• I fear.....................
• I hear....................
• I smell...................
• I wondah...............

I'll start.

• I want................... a LED 60" tv and an Apple Macbook Pro 17".
• I wish.................... for a LED 60" tv and an Apple Macbook Pro 17".
• I love.................... Da Wife!  
• I miss.................... playing high school football.
• I fear..................... losing my job.
• I hear.................... Xerox machines and printers going crazy.
• I smell................... guava fruit cause I brought to da office to give away.
• I wondah............... who coming to da Triad Pah-tay.

Shoots!
k-den