Last night, Da Wife and I was ovah leftovahs so we decided to pick something up aftah my basketball game last night.
You would think by now that I would know wat to order for myself or even Da Wife and it's ALWAYS - ok, 97% of da time - da same thing.
BL: *about one car length away from ordering* "Babe, so wat you like?"
DA WIFE: "Hmmm......"
BL: *at da ordering window now* "So wat you like?"
DA WIFE: "Double cheeseburger mighty kids meal."
BL: *she ALWAYS gets dat* "Wat kine drink?"
DA WIFE: "Coke."
BL: *she ALWAYS gets dat* "I'll have da numbah 13 with an extra large diet coke."
BL: "Babe, you like anything else?"
DA WIFE: "Oh, an ice cream cone."
BL: 😯 *das something new*
And dat's kinda da conversation at every place we eat. We both know wat each oddah's getting but we ourselves always toil ovah if we going get something different.
That got me thinking. Humans, like animals, are creatures of habit. We tend to do da samething whether we want something "different" or not. At da drive thru's, da restaurant even at potlucks there's something there dat will always be there and if not, you going notice.
Da Wife knows for me that most times I try something different it ends ups being a disappointment. It's because of dat let down, I'm gun shy about trying something new but being da lolo dat I am anyways, I still gotta try once in awhile.
Da only thing I try different without hesitation is beea.
At Mickey D's, I'm into da new 1/3# burgahs while Da Wife almost always gets da double cheeseburgah mighty kids meal. At Jack's, it's either da sirloin burgah or da chicken club (hold da mayo). L&L - Pearl City only - I gotta get da mini katsu curry all brown rice. Subway's is chicken breast, honey mustard and everything - extra tomatoes - no oil & vinegar. Chun Wah Kam gotta get udon, chow fun, garlic chicken and spicy eggplant and if get left, rice cake.
So wat's your numbah? Wat do you always tend to order and at wat fast food/restaurant? Do you know wat your oddah half always orders and do you get futless wen they take long time and then still order da same thing? 😆 Wat kine creature you?
*Oh yeah, did I mention dat we nevah get our ice cream cone and if wasn't for one truck stopped in front of us waiting for da rest of their order we would have left without it.* 😆
DA PIDGIN WORD OF DA DAY! -
(as quoted from Da Kine Dictionary &/or Pidgin To Da Max… wit a Braddah Lance twist)
(said like it's spelled)
Haole Translation: Frustrated, confused, spaced out
Sentence: “Brah, no need ack futless wen no go your way.”
Sentence: “How come you so futless for?”