By Braddah Lance
Ok, I really don't know wat numbah I am but around 4am dis morning, for some reason I just sat up in bed and all I could tink about was dat Sleep Number Bed commercial. You know da one wea you and your partner can "inflate" your side of da bed to your liking.
And then dat got me tinking.... how do people like to sleep?
Well for me, gotta have minimum two pillows and not da fluffy kine either - gotta be da firm kine and then not stacked on top of each oddah but one "base" and da oddah kinda pitched forward so wea not only my head is supported but my neck and partial shoulders. I like da "reclined effect". I dunno why but it "feels good" and plus I tink help tone down my snoring.
I "have to" have my feet tucked in undah da sheet or blanket and just my feet. I know, weirdo but for some reason I feel "covered" wen it's li'dat. Only wen it's supah hot and/or humid I no do dat but any oddah time gotta keep my toesies toasty.
And I'm not one to roll around in bed either. I start on my back and wake up on my back. I barely move throughout da night unless I'm in a restless mood even wen I'm sick. Da Wife had mentioned da oddah day if I brushed my hair cause I had da "flat spot" on da back of my head.
Oh yeah, I get da "jimmy legs". Gotta "shake 'em" to fall asleep - dunno why but I've been doing dat since elementary. My mom used to scold me all da time but I couldn't help it. She even bought me one of those massaging pads for your back but I laid it down and put my legs on it to "relax" my legs.
So how you sleep? Full covers? Just da sheet? Soft pillow? Sobakawa pillow? No pillow? Do you evah switch sides? How's about wen you travel? Bring your own pillow or blanket? Same side or change 'em up? Do you have any "must do's", "don't do's"?
Or are you still sleeping?