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Waaaaaaat.... No Rain?

April 23rd, 2010

Can you believe da sun is out and da skies are clear today?


Now dat's da way to start off a Feel Good Friday...... even though traffic sucked, da inevitable at work is about to happen and no mo' surf...... still get FGF!   😀 

I hope your weekend is/will shape up to be a good one cause it be a shame to waste it if da coming days are looking like today.

Go out and enjoy an awesome surf session, a walk on da beach, kick back on your lanai or porch, throw one shmall kine BBQ (eh, if get ono kine grindz you bettah invite me eh?   😉    ), play chase-mastah wit your keiki - get out and DO SOMETHING!

You know dat we only get 52 weekends in a year right? We waste enough of 'em so dis weekend, go out and enjoy yourself!

And to get you started/continuing on a FGF trend.... get one shmall kine joke. No worries, no need put your drink or food down on dis one but if you laugh easily you might. Mahalos to sassy7 for da FGF Joke Of Da Day!


Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS (hourglass kine):
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying


New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .

FGFJoke.jpg picture by wassapwitdat


Happy Feel Good Friday to da entire WWD! Hui: Kwonics, Lanceformers and of course... Lurkahs too.   😉 


SHOUT OUT:   Mahalos to those who kept yesterdays slogan game going! No scade for keeping it going but I do appreciate you guys having fun with it! Some of those slogans though........ waaaaaay before my time.   😛 


Braddah Lance Kwon

16 Responses to “Waaaaaaat.... No Rain?”

  1. KAN:


  2. KAN:

    @sassy7: awesome jokes.

    @BL: if Mrs. BL sees dat picture and story, you goin' be in trouble!!! 🙂

  3. NKHEA:

    Howzit BL and da rest of you bugga's 🙂

    Congrats KAN on being first 😉

    Tanks sassy7 for da jokes 🙂 waz good 😆

    NKHEA.....neva been first yet 🙁

  4. Kage:

    sassy7 - thanks for the laugh this morning.

    BL- halahlah on da picture. You going get it from the ladies.

  5. Coconut Willy:

    Uh-oh, you didn't just go there!

  6. rayboyjr:

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 Happy Feel Good Friday!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    ... hey Braddah Lance ... da Sun is shining ... da birds are singing ... da flowers are blooming ... looks like a great start to da weekend ... yipee ki yay!!! ...

    ... luved da jokes ... so true ... so true ... 😀 ...

    ... 'cept for da picture ... ha come there's no women inside da cars putting on makeup??? ... or standing outside fixing da hair??? ... kidding :mrgreen: ...

    ... Have a Good One Everyone!!! ...

  7. Michael:

    Someone was rambling texting.

  8. Michael:


    Blame it on the Rain.

  9. HNL2LAS:

    AI YA!! I know how to park thank you very much! bahhaahah
    Joke of the day was fuunnyy.. thanks sassy7!
    Happy FGF to da lanceformers and kwonics!

  10. NKHEA:

    What a bummer, the weather so nice and looks like this weekend goin be too. I gatta work tomorrow plus I tink I stay comin down with one cold 🙁

    NKHEA.......tink goin get waves too this weekend 😥

  11. NKHEA:

    Eh, das wat my house look like when the kids and IKHEA all park at the same time 😯 😆

    NKHEA..... hope IKHEA not readin dis 😡

  12. buddahbelly:

    Aloha All, Happy FGF, only 11 posts?

    An old country preacher.. ...had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young Men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.

    1. A Bible...

    2. A silver dollar...

    3. A bottle of whisky...

    4. And a Playboy magazine...

    'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

    If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a
    blessing that would be!

    If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

    But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

    And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a
    skirt-chasing womanizer.'

    The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

    The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..

    With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

    'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered.
    'He's gonna run for Congress.'

  13. 9th Island Girl:

    Good one buddahbelly! And thanks for the FGF joke, sassy7! Have a good one everybody!

  14. sally:

    hahahaha buddahbelly!

    Lookie what a gorgeous day it is! Let's do a happy dance!

    Happy FGF everyone!

  15. Ynaku:

    Oh boy I'm staying far away from dat parking lot 😆

    Hilo normal weather. BIG rain in the morning than sun the rest of the day. Probably rain again today. But surf is up IN HILO BAY. Choke SUPers and a few surfers catching waves.

  16. M:

    Howzit BL! 🙂

    Had yesterday off and the weather was awesome. Went SUPing at Ala's. Going again today too! 🙂

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