Waaaaaaat.... No Rain?
Can you believe da sun is out and da skies are clear today?
Now dat's da way to start off a Feel Good Friday...... even though traffic sucked, da inevitable at work is about to happen and no mo' surf...... still get FGF! 😀
I hope your weekend is/will shape up to be a good one cause it be a shame to waste it if da coming days are looking like today.
Go out and enjoy an awesome surf session, a walk on da beach, kick back on your lanai or porch, throw one shmall kine BBQ (eh, if get ono kine grindz you bettah invite me eh? 😉 ), play chase-mastah wit your keiki - get out and DO SOMETHING!
You know dat we only get 52 weekends in a year right? We waste enough of 'em so dis weekend, go out and enjoy yourself!
And to get you started/continuing on a FGF trend.... get one shmall kine joke. No worries, no need put your drink or food down on dis one but if you laugh easily you might. Mahalos to sassy7 for da FGF Joke Of Da Day!
Male or Female?
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS (hourglass kine):
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .
Happy Feel Good Friday to da entire WWD! Hui: Kwonics, Lanceformers and of course... Lurkahs too. 😉
SHOUT OUT: Mahalos to those who kept yesterdays slogan game going! No scade for keeping it going but I do appreciate you guys having fun with it! Some of those slogans though........ waaaaaay before my time. 😛