By Braddah Lance
A couple of blogs ago a Lurkah, sunny, had posted a comment dat made da light bulb glow in my coconut shell. Relax, it's a cool one.... and only one part.
BTW, I saw on a website the other night how someone carries a pad of post its that they write sassy remarks about crappy parking on it and stick it to the cars. Someone else has "business cards" that say "You suck at parking" that they leave on offending cars. Made me think of you.
*sniff sniff* Someone thought of me. *sniff sniff*
Seriously, I'm really considering dat and hopefully it'll open their eyes dat because of their sefish careless attitude, anoddah person was unable to do what they just did - park their vehicle.
So das wea Da WWD! Hui comes in. I know get some wise okole peeps and some very creative Kwonics, Lanceformers and Lurkahs so let's hea all your one, two or tree liners, your thoughts you want to say but no like say in person or for those wit class, a polite message to leave those inconsiderate bastards.
Wat "love note" should I leave as a friendly reminder to these lovely drivers? Should da message be on a business card or Post-It?
Hea's some pics to get you in da mood.
At dis First Hawaiian Bank lot, parking is a premium wit only like 15 stalls available and dis buggah took two of 'em!
Dis buggah not only made it difficult for da car on da right to get out but whoevah wanted to park on da left has to tink about possibly getting dinged up if da middle car doesn't reverse out properly
Geez, maybe da sun was too blinding to see da lines
And hea's da winnah........ ok, actually second place
C'mon man, YOU... ARE... IN... A... MINI... COOPER and you can't even park it in da lines? Wassup Wit Dat!
HEA'S DA WINNAH.... sent by email from a Lurkah. Mahalos!
Not one stall. Not two stalls for dis buggah. But THREE stalls AND hop da curb to do it!