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January 26th, 2012
By Braddah Lance
By Braddah Lance
Howzit! Howzit!
It's been a depressing weekend going along with a LOOOOONG week so far and it's not getting any better. It's one of those weeks you just wish it would end and start fresh next week but alas, there's two more days left.
I've always wanted to see wat kine of pupule people are out there in Da WWD! Hui so let's see how long we can run a "mo'olelo". There's only one rule (along wit some common sense ones) wea dat you can only add one sentence per post. You know, da kine camp fire kine wea you go around in a circle and create a funny/scary/lolo kine story.
Have fun but be civil and let's see if we can past 17 today. 
Hea's da beginning:
"Once upon one time........ "
Wassup Wit Dat!
January 26th, 2012 at 6:12 am
Howzit BL
when i was small....
January 26th, 2012 at 6:25 am
. . . which was ukumillion years ago . . .
January 26th, 2012 at 7:30 am
... I had an amazing dream filled with geckos and gummy bears...
January 26th, 2012 at 7:31 am
...but the gummy bears were the size of teddy bears...
January 26th, 2012 at 8:48 am
... and all the geckos could talk ...
January 26th, 2012 at 8:48 am
...and the geckos was my friends...
January 26th, 2012 at 8:55 am
... and the geckos the size of aligators...
January 26th, 2012 at 9:05 am
...we would play all day long and eat gummy bears...
January 26th, 2012 at 9:30 am
...but then I woke up and realized the gummy bears were eating me!
January 26th, 2012 at 9:49 am
...then the geckos gave me a gift...
January 26th, 2012 at 9:53 am
...while trying not to step in the hugeomungous gecko poop...
January 26th, 2012 at 9:59 am
One day we all went....
January 26th, 2012 at 10:09 am
... through the gecko poop hoping for good luck but realized that we had no slippahs and the gummy bears that tried to eat us spit us out....
January 26th, 2012 at 10:12 am
...incoming...guano poop falling from the sky...
January 26th, 2012 at 10:30 am
... straight for the 50-yard line of the Super Bowl, and on Tom Brady's helmet...
January 26th, 2012 at 10:45 am
. . . and back to talking gummy bears and geckos who were exiting the Super Bowl at an astonishing speed . . .
January 26th, 2012 at 11:22 am
......suddenly the geckos and gummy bears came to a halt when they see all da traffic coming their way.......
January 26th, 2012 at 11:37 am
. . . including the world's loudest Korean accountant on his bike!
January 26th, 2012 at 12:07 pm
...when Haribo, the bestest gummy bear came to the rescue.
January 26th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
.... dressed in 49er red and a gold scarf, he offered all of Da WWD! Hui their choice of gummy bears but alas, some no mo' teeth!
January 26th, 2012 at 1:54 pm
...but Haribo the sage that he is replied, my friends...that's why it is called "gummy" bears.
January 26th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
... with that, shall we all proceed to Kaneohe Mental Hospital to digest all the knowledge overload bestowed about gummy bears? Or shall we ...
January 26th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
...proceed to the State Capitol where they make even less sense than the people at Kaneohe.
January 26th, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Nah, I vote that we all head to the beach, where we will . . .
January 26th, 2012 at 6:57 pm
gather in a circle, hold hands and sing da gummy bear anthem as loud as we can and who should show up none other than...
January 26th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
... a bunch of cavities from not brushing after grinding all them sweet and delicious ...
January 26th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Mufi Hannemann promising that if we support him in whatever office he decides to run for down the road, he will install free gummy bear dispensers in every rail station (when it gets built) from Kapolei to downtown or Waikiki or Kahala or...
January 26th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
... than Frank Fasi appears and says, free gummy bears for everyone, more so, the people in Kalihi to Waipahu to Waianae... SHAKA!! S Y Hud...
January 27th, 2012 at 6:30 am
...over-ruled by the almighty Aber-gummy. we need those free ones to give to coach chow for the training table.
January 28th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
...and Ynaku is still waiting at the docks for the Suppa Fairy....
January 28th, 2012 at 9:42 pm
To bring him ova to Oahu to play in Gecko Poop and ....