Doo-Doo, Ka-ka, Cha-Ching
By Braddah Lance
In this day and age of ever changing technology and advanced games, it's amazing to see someone invent a game/toy so simple and silly that you either crack up laughing or shake your head in disgust.
Naturally I cracked up laughing while shaking my head in disgust.
I couldn't believe someone invented a "game" like this and is making bank off of it.
Wassup Wit Dat!
Really, wat da heck is da point of da toy? All you "doo" is feed da dog and force da crap out of it, literally. It wasn't so much dat da toy squirted out da doo-doo - which I thought was frickin' hilarious - but da fact dat they used keiki and they acted like it was da newest ride at Disneyland. The game goes that the person who collects da most crap is da winnah - so is dat message of da future? He who takes da most crap is something to be?
Well, it is just a toy and I'm hoping there's an age minimum but I am really curious to know how the board meeting went when whoever came up with the idea had to pitch it:
"Anybody got any ideas for the next big thing?"
"Let's try and sell crap."
"You mean we aren't already?"
"Well, instead of creating something and hoping it's not crap, let's just straight up sell crap."
Have you seen any wacky toys out there? Have you bought one? Do you think it's an "age-appropriate" toy as shown by da keiki in da commercial?
Wassup Wit Dat!
April 16th, 2012 at 1:08 am
Morning, I hope everyone had a great weekend!
I'll have to wait to get home to view what you linked... work and it's security settings.
Yeah there's some crazy stuff out there that people are making money off of. I think it all comes down to kala and marketing. If you have enough kala and the right marketing pitch, crap will sell.... lmao.
Have a good week everyone!
April 16th, 2012 at 5:24 am
Hard fo tell, what is age appropriate. Definition depends on da definer. I may think the eye poking head slapping 3 stoogies is PG funny or video games wea object is to shoot da guy dead is okay for my 7 year grandson but my daughter may not think so. The Doggie Doo may be on my Christmas gift list for my grandkids but daughter will probably give me da stink eye. I don't know how that game works but if it teaches kids to pick up dog poop then I'm all for it.
I should make it a game for my grandkids, the one that finds and picks up the most dog poop get one prize. After 2-1/2 years of no dogs, we finally got a puppy on Saturday so we can play the game fo real...no need buy Doggie Poo after all.
April 16th, 2012 at 6:21 am
Howzit BL!
Dat toy iz funny....
April 16th, 2012 at 6:35 am
Oh my gosh..I am speechless.
April 16th, 2012 at 7:01 am
I saw this at Christmas time and shook my head while I was laughing. Couldn't believe that someone thought this was a good idea.
April 16th, 2012 at 7:42 am
I don't believe it, making money with funny ideas. Also, poopoo even dog's is something personal. Just imagine someone wanting to look at your poop coming out. Remember way back when we were doing an ivestigation on employee theft, and the culprits had seamy sex toys, but the one that shocked us was pictures of his girlfriend doing the doody and her boyfriend took the scene on his camera. They were high on drugs. Whew, see all kinds.
April 16th, 2012 at 8:20 am
... hey Braddah Lance ... nothing shocks me anymore ... it's a sign of the times ... and either you roll with it ... or get pushed to the back of the line ... *sigh* ...
... I don't know what is age appropriate anymore ... because all of our youth ... teens, kids, even the little ones ... are exposed to just about anything and everything ... through friends, family, games, video, tv and the internet ...
... seems that very little is taboo these days ...
... Have a Good One Everyone!!! ...
April 16th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
LOL. My parents live with two hot dogs. And baby sit two more.
hehe
April 16th, 2012 at 4:07 pm
haha...too funny. wen da human version comin out?
April 16th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
What the.....?
What happened to games like "Old Maid" Not PC I guess.
April 17th, 2012 at 6:16 am
yikes! I want stats! How many were actually sold??? And how was this not recalled as a "choking hazard"? *blech* lol
I would guess that more adults would buy this as a drinking game. Kinda like Operation. You're singing it, aren't you? "Op Per Ray Shun!"
Okay, wrong blog. Getting all MLC on you, sorry.
April 17th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
aiyah! is that for real?
April 17th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
i can think of many kids that might like this game, as tasteless as it is.
and, as a matter of fact, i can think of a few adults, too! lol.
April 18th, 2012 at 8:25 am
Dat is sooooooo true!
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No doubt. There are so many movies out there dat I tell Da Wife, "THIS is PG-13???". No even get me started about the video games.
They can come play my hale anytime.
Sounds exciting! Have fun! I miss having a puppy too. Just saw an extremely cute Dobbie my neighbor got.
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It really is!
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I thought you was gonna say crapless.
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They actually have a few "real life" videos out. Those will really shake your head. One was at a park, anoddah was at a library.
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There are some "weird" fetishes out there.
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You mean back of da crap right?
Rogah dat!
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But their crap isn't dis easy to clean up right?
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You like me demonstrate? $29.99 please.
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Or Pick-Up-Sticks.
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I nevah even tink about dat being a choking hazard. It really is a pretty "dangerous" toy/game.
Ha ha ha. So true.
I no kea. I like you old people.
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As real as they come.... except da crap.
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I'd keep it on my desk and everytime I see paperwork that doesn't make sense.... I'll take a crap on it.