By Braddah Lance
In this day and age of ever changing technology and advanced games, it's amazing to see someone invent a game/toy so simple and silly that you either crack up laughing or shake your head in disgust.
Naturally I cracked up laughing while shaking my head in disgust.
I couldn't believe someone invented a "game" like this and is making bank off of it.
Wassup Wit Dat!
Really, wat da heck is da point of da toy? All you "doo" is feed da dog and force da crap out of it, literally. It wasn't so much dat da toy squirted out da doo-doo - which I thought was frickin' hilarious - but da fact dat they used keiki and they acted like it was da newest ride at Disneyland. The game goes that the person who collects da most crap is da winnah - so is dat message of da future? He who takes da most crap is something to be?
Well, it is just a toy and I'm hoping there's an age minimum but I am really curious to know how the board meeting went when whoever came up with the idea had to pitch it:
"Anybody got any ideas for the next big thing?"
"Let's try and sell crap."
"You mean we aren't already?"
"Well, instead of creating something and hoping it's not crap, let's just straight up sell crap."