By Braddah Lance
Earlier tonight aftah taking my dog out to use da bathroom, she ran across da street to my neighbors house cause they had shmall kine pah-tay. "Uncle" is always calling me ovah to drink and tonight wasn't any different.
So I thought.
Normally there's da "regulahs", his grandsons, sistahs, aunties, uncles and friends but tonight he had a couple oddah people I've nevah met before. Keep in mind dat he's about 90 years old and still pah-tays like it's 1999.
Tonight someone busted out an iPod player and anoddah Uncle had his iPod with ovah 4000+ "old" songs. He said he had a lot of 70's music but I told him it sounded like da 30's wea someone died or something.
No get me wrong, I LOVE da "oldies but goodies" kine music wit da feel good beats and rhythms (kinda sad dat I probably know more of those lyrics than today's kine) but not da kine "acid era" melancholy mood kine. You MLC'ers know wat I mean.
Aftah a few hours of partaking in refreshments, all da "old" people started jamming like they were at a sock hop and one particular Uncle stole da show. Now let me say dat I nevah get da best video cause by da time I ran back home to grab da phone, I was only able to record Uncle's second wind.
Buuuuuuuut you decide - Is da Japanee Hula painful or hilarious?
Wassup Wit Dat!