By Braddah Lance
You know I got your back right? So I'm giving you a heads up dat da world is going to end on December 21, 2012.
Wassup Wit Dat!
Ok, well, some believe, oddahs don't, that a planet is heading towards Earth ending Earth as we know it. For those who believe da doomsday prediction, wassamattah you?
I tink da scientists/astronomists all ovah da world would have known months, perhaps years, in advance if an object - especially a planet - is on a direct path to Earth. But then again, if it was a catastrophic event, would da powers dat be say anything to da public knowing dat survival would be slim to none?
I'll be da first to admit though dat I tink Earth is pissed off and trying to clean itself with da nevah ending natural disasters seemingly happening one aftah anoddah. And contrary to belief, there are literally hundreds of asteroids dat hit da Earth although most burn up before hitting da ground and those dat do break into our atmosphere, are of insignificant size.
Wat would you do knowing dat da end of da world is near? Wat's da first thing you would knock off your bucket list knowing dat 12/21/12 is your "last day"? Do you believe in "non-scientific" predictions?
Well, on Friday, December 21, 2012, sadly if da world is to come to a catastrophic end, I'll be at work in my basement office not knowing a damn thing cause I have no windows.... I guess some things are bettah not knowing.