By Braddah Lance
So you still hea? I still stay.
No fireballs, no ice caps melting, not even a single Wassup Wit Dat! happening signaling da end of da world.
Damn. I guess I bettah pay those bills now.
In da spirit of Christmas and a WWD! tradition since it's inception - or was it da year aftah? -, it's da annual offering of FREE, das right, F to da R to da double E, FREE, FREE, FREE...... kim chee!
Made famously by me of course.
No, really, I make 'em myself.
Just a little something something and my way of saying MAHAAAAAALOS for staying tuned and reading WWD!... all 27 of you!
Whether you're a Kwonic or just a faithful Lurkah of WWD!, da kim chee is yours for da asking but you gotta work for it by posting dat you'd like some. Yup, you gotta put up a post saying you like some. If you like elaborate why you like 'em dat would be nice too but I know it's a difficult task to push a few key strokes and risking possible ligament or carpal tunnel damage but das da risk you take for some FREE kim chee.
I know there are a couple of guys dat wait all year for dis to happen (I dunno wat's da mattah wit them) but it's open season.... or until I run out. Well, it does take me four hours to make a single batch and das why I no make 'em often except for "special" occasions. So far dis holiday season I made about seven batches and counting.
Just make surah you post so I can hopefully make enough and then email me latah for pick up/drop off. I should have a fresh batch tomorrow and I'll be running around town like a lolo for much of da day on Saturday and back in Pearl City later. Sunday will probably stay in da Pearl City area so you can try plan around dat.
Remembah, you SNOOZE you LOSE.