Didn't Take Long
Well, 39 hours and 53 minutes to be exact for da first WWD! moment of da 2013 year.
I went to pick up a prize I had won last month and approached the window. Aftah contacting da receptionist via telephone, I waited for her to come to da front desk. As she turned da corner, I saw her sneeze into her right hand. Ugh. She then asked for my ID.
As I went to take it out of my wallet, she sneezed again into da same hand and nevah even wipe it or made an effort to "clean" it as she was shuffling papers around.
I know wat you tinking, WWD! yeah? Well hold your okole........ there's more of course.
Now anyone who knows anything about communicable diseases especially during da flu season knows - or definitely heard - dat wen you sneeze, sneeze into a tissue or your sleeve and if possible, wash your hands immediately, use a hand sanitizer or at da very least, wipe da sprays on your shirt or pants.
And even though it was a shmall kine WWD! moment, my ID was still needed to retrieve da prize so as I reluctantly handed it to her she did something dat totally caught me off guard.... she licked da fingers on her ODDAH hand! Now not da kine I got something small on my fingahs, it was da kine bbq rib sauce all ovah da mouth fingah lickin' good kine!
Wassup Wit Dat!
She had just grabbed my ID with her contaminated hand, touched it wit her "cleaned" hand and then put it down on her germ infested keyboard.
It was such a surreal moment for me, I was speechless... but kept my mouth closed cause of da germs floating in da air. Da only thing I could tink was "DAMN! Wat da *insert adjective hea*?!" It appeared dat she was munching on those TGIF Potato Skin chips - you do need to "clean off" your fingahs with those chips - and maybe she thought I couldn't see or wouldn't notice but still, would you do any of dat right in front of a stranger?
Was da prize worth it?
We'll see if I'm hospitalized in a few days or not.