Dis is da 21st century wea EVERYTHING gets "bettah" right?
From electronics to brassieres, everything has improved or got redesigned. Biggah, bettah, more efficient, no mattah how you spin it, it's been redone, rebuilt, re-watevahs. I don't wear one but I swear there must about a bazillion different types of bras and Da Wife owns about half of 'em. 😆 Get all different kines of socks even like ankles, mid, high, dri-fit, running and even da funny looking five-toe kine. You get everyday kine things like your toothbrush with long bristles, rubbah bristles, rotating, flex too... almost sounds like car parts.
Did you know dat Stanford University has a program dat is in such demand dat getting in is like winning da lottery? It's not a degree program as all it does is supplement ANY graduate degree but all they do is tink outside da box to design, create and be innovative for companies and their products. Check out da video from 60 Minutes by CLICKING HEA. It's a very interesting interview and amazing how many people want to "tink".
But I like know, how come toilet papah has nevah changed (from Seinfeld)?
Wassup Wit Dat!
Da two biggest changes I know about is dat it's either one-ply or two-ply and whether it's "flat" or quilted. Watevah happened to da toilet papah holder dat used to house a fragance? You know wat I'm talking about - da big slotted white holder dat everytime you pulled da roll da scent would "release" - do you still have one?
Wat else could be improved? I'm looking at da yogurt container right now and before, used to have da granola in a packet on da side but now, it's actually in da lid making it very convenient to carry and to eat. It's been around for awhile now but even Sharpie has gone retractable instead of fussing around wit da big cap.
Have you evah thought of something and then latah saw it? I have. I actually had some insights about truckswaaaaay back in da day. I remembah telling friends constantly dat having FOUR doors on a truck would be awesome and now? I also called for da rear window to be able to slide down instead of having dat tiny window. And believe it or not, I also wondered why da heck you couldn't roll down da sliding door windows on minivans.... and now wat?
I've told Da Wife on a few occasions about shmall kine oddah stuffs and all she does is and ❓ and 😛 and 😆 .
Just wait till da companies catch onto wat I already thought of and Da Wife starts to buy 'em, I going be ........ 😡 and 😥 .