Bettah?

February 5th, 2013
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Dis is da 21st century wea EVERYTHING gets "bettah" right?

From electronics to brassieres, everything has improved or got redesigned. Biggah, bettah, more efficient, no mattah how you spin it, it's been redone, rebuilt, re-watevahs. I don't wear one but I swear there must about a bazillion different types of bras and Da Wife owns about half of 'em. :lol: Get all different kines of socks even like ankles, mid, high, dri-fit, running and even da funny looking five-toe kine. You get everyday kine things like your toothbrush with long bristles, rubbah bristles, rotating, flex too... almost sounds like car parts.

Did you know dat Stanford University has a program dat is in such demand dat getting in is like winning da lottery? It's not a degree program as all it does is supplement ANY graduate degree but all they do is tink outside da box to design, create and be innovative for companies and their products. Check out da video from 60 Minutes by CLICKING HEA. It's a very interesting interview and amazing how many people want to "tink".

But I like know, how come toilet papah has nevah changed (from Seinfeld)?

Wassup Wit Dat!

Da two biggest changes I know about is dat it's either one-ply or two-ply and whether it's "flat" or quilted. Watevah happened to da toilet papah holder dat used to house a fragance? You know wat I'm talking about - da big slotted white holder dat everytime you pulled da roll da scent would "release" - do you still have one?

Wat else could be improved? I'm looking at da yogurt container right now and before, used to have da granola in a packet on da side but now, it's actually in da lid making it very convenient to carry and to eat. It's been around for awhile now but even Sharpie has gone retractable instead of fussing around wit da big cap.

Have you evah thought of something and then latah saw it? I have. I actually had some insights about truckswaaaaay back in da day. I remembah telling friends constantly dat having FOUR doors on a truck would be awesome and now? :roll: I also called for da rear window to be able to slide down instead of having dat tiny window. :roll: And believe it or not, I also wondered why da heck you couldn't roll down da sliding door windows on minivans.... and now wat? :roll:

I've told Da Wife on a few occasions about shmall kine oddah stuffs and all she does is :roll: and :?: and :razz: and :lol: .

Just wait till da companies catch onto wat I already thought of and Da Wife starts to buy 'em, I going be ........ :mad: and :cry: .

But 'den again, I did start up WWD! so I guess I'm rich...... but da stay invisible. :grin:








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18 Responses to “Bettah?”

  1. NKHEA:

    foist


  2. BowlingBuddy:

    Who knows what will be "invented" in the coming years. Exciting things are yet to come. Be safe and live happy.


  3. lowtone123:

    Turd?


  4. lowtone123:

    When I grew up Liquid Paper would be so messy wit da brush but now get da little sponge makes it easier to apply wea you like um go. Also get da Dryline type look like tape despenser or pen kine.


  5. M:

    Howzit BL!
    technology iz moving so fast, in couple of months it's updated...


  6. Mark:

    @ lowtone123, no foget' dey get da erasable ink too. Get one rubbah' tip on da end dat you can use fo' erase da mistakes.


  7. king katonk:

    I agree technology is getting better but unfortunately quality has fallen off. For example, I just bought a new LED big screen TV to replace the LED big screen TV I bought 3 years ago. To top it off, the extended warranty expired 10 days after the TV died. I called several repair shops and they said it was not worth fixing. Same with my washer that also died within 5 years. I hope American manufacturing can make a comeback.

    I saw this invention by MIT students and I think it will revolutionize the foodie world. It's called LiquiGlide and it's one of those "I should have thought of that" products.

    http://www.fastcoexist.com/1679878/mits-freaky-non-stick-coating-keeps-ketchup-flowing


  8. Mark:

    @ lowtone123, no foget' dey get da erasable ink too. Get one rubbah' tip on da end dat you can use fo' erase da mistakes. Da erasable ink pens.


  9. NEO:

    Braddah Lance,

    Technology is only going to be as good as da babooze runnin' da thing... that's why humans haven't gotten any smarter, just lazier, and more sedentary as robotics and technology takes over more and more of our lives... that's why kids getting mo sick deez days... they no mo da iron in da blood from eating dirt and a strawberries on their knees and stuffs from small keed days...

    NEO (numbah 9 today)


  10. cojef:

    Seen much changes in my life time, cuz, me very ancient. wit older braddah put together Model-T Ford from parts strewn all over the backyard. Oldest brother was goona build a cut-down racer, but Momma took him to Japan, bad bad teen ager, 2 days after graduating from high school. After driving Model-T then to 4 cylinder Chevrolet pick-up, then to 1935 Ford V-8 pic-up truck while working part-time for wholesale/retail store on Kauai. Now 2013 MB230 with all kinda gadgets even on-board pc where you talk to navigation system and wen you need road service. Also, when changing lanes warning lights on both side-mirrors that change from red/amber and non. Don't have yet where you don't need to drive only sit in car. Too expensive.


  11. zzzzzz:

    BL, you're not the only one who thinks so much about TP.

    I've seen a car on the freeway several times. The license plate is LV2PLY.


  12. rayboyjr:

    :cool: Good Afternon Everyone!!! :cool:

    ... hey Braddah Lance ... I'm sure most of us had moments where we said "there must be something better than this" ... or "why da heck dey don't make it like this instead" ... or "I wish had something to do this" ... but that's just about where the idea ends ... maybe if we had more time, money, and motivation ... there would be tons of new useful stuff being invented ...

    ... I like to watch the "Shark Tank" show ... where creative ideas are actually acted upon ... we shoud all be so motivated ...

    ... Have a Good One Everyone!!! ...


  13. Ynaku:

    NKHEA DUCK

    I tink dey get one bug in your house listening to your ideas. :lol:

    Sometime I lay awake at nights tinking stuff li'dat :D I said sometimes. Most times I pass out by 10


  14. M:

    Guud morning BL!!!!


  15. 4G:

    Howzit, BL! Long time no "see". I'm here (okay - also a few topics late, too).

    I saw this and thought of you; just had to share it . . . .

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/92954591@N03/8451467834/in/photostream

    :)


  16. sally:

    Someone once told me... invent a solution to something that really irritates you and you'll be rich!

    I haven't yet figured out how to twitch my nose and make people disappear. Or cars who take up 2 parking stalls.

    You get the idea.


  17. M:

    Waaaaaasssssuuuuupppppp BL!!!!!!!


  18. Braddah Lance:

    lowtone123:
    When I grew up Liquid Paper would be so messy wit da brush but now get da little sponge makes it easier to apply wea you like um go. Also get da Dryline type look like tape despenser or pen kine.

    Now dat was such a HUGE improvement! I use da dryline tape kine.
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    Mark:
    @ lowtone123, no foget' dey get da erasable ink too. Get one rubbah' tip on da end dat you can use fo' erase da mistakes.

    I thought dat was cool too... until I ended up with pukas in da papah. :lol:
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    king katonk:
    I called several repair shops and they said it was not worth fixing.

    A lot of places say da same thing. :roll:

    It's called LiquiGlide and it's one of those "I should have thought of that" products.

    I seen dat on tv and thought it was a little "weird" but ingenious!
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    NEO:
    Technology is only going to be as good as da babooze runnin' da thing... that's why humans haven't gotten any smarter, just lazier, and more sedentary as robotics and technology takes over more and more of our lives

    E Komo Mai Back NEO! Long time no post!

    And I totally agree!
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    zzzzzz:
    I've seen a car on the freeway several times. The license plate is LV2PLY.

    Ha ha ha
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    4G:
    Howzit, BL! Long time no "see". I'm here (okay - also a few topics late, too).

    Bettah late 'den nevah. :grin: And yeah, 4G has gone to LTE already..... time to change your name. :lol:

    I saw this and thought of you; just had to share it . . . .

    LMFAO