Just a little pick me up for a Feel Good Friday......... Pick a numbah 1 - 17 and das your proverb of da day!


















1) Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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2) Man who run in front of car get tired.

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3) Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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4) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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5) Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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6) Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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7) Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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8 ) Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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9) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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10) Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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11) Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

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12) It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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13) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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14) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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15) Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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16) Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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17) Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Got any to add? If not, send it to 5 or more people.

Nothing will happen but at least 5 more people will be laughing today.

Have a grrrrrrreat Feel Good Friday and safe holiday weekend!