Proverbs

February 15th, 2013
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Just a little pick me up for a Feel Good Friday......... Pick a numbah 1 - 17 and das your proverb of da day!


















1) Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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2) Man who run in front of car get tired.

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3) Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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4) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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5) Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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6) Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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7) Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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8 ) Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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9) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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10) Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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11) Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

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12) It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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13) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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14) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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15) Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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16) Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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17) Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Got any to add? If not, send it to 5 or more people.

Nothing will happen but at least 5 more people will be laughing today. :grin:

Have a grrrrrrreat Feel Good Friday and safe holiday weekend!










 

 

16 Responses to “Proverbs”

  1. M:

    First!
    Howzit BL!

    Dey all quack my up! :lol:


  2. M:

    Hahaha! Dey all quack me up!!! was so funny I couldn't even spell me...... :lol:


  3. GA Bows:

    Happy FGF everyone...

    That's a good one, laugh at each one of them.

    Have a safe and good weekened!


  4. lowtone123:

    BL tanks for da good laugh on dis Friday! I almos dodo in my pants.


  5. BowlingBuddy:

    Help brighten up my day.


  6. jaydee:

    Hilarious BL!

    "Man who stand on corner with hands in pockets feeling nuts".


  7. jaydee:

    "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ".

    Oops! Can say 'dat?


  8. sassy7:

    lol..mahalo BL....


  9. B:

    good ones! crack me up! jaydee's ones too.

    happy fgf and long weekend everybodies!


  10. Ynaku:

    :lol: Bwahahahahaha :lol:


  11. dihudfan:

    good ones...

    woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup...


  12. Da808:

    OMG !! There's many in here that I can relate to. Good one BL !!!


  13. wafan:

    FUNNY!

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!


  14. Kage:

    :lol:


  15. 9thIslandGirl:

    Too funny!


  16. The BC:

    winnahs! All of them bust me up!