February 15th, 2013

Just a little pick me up for a Feel Good Friday......... Pick a numbah 1 - 17 and das your proverb of da day!

1) Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.


2) Man who run in front of car get tired.


3) Man who run behind car get exhausted.


4) Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


5) Man with one chopstick go hungry.


6) Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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7) Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


8 ) Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.


9) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


10) Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.


11) Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.


12) It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.


13) Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


14) Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


15) Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.


16) Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


17) Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


Got any to add? If not, send it to 5 or more people.

Nothing will happen but at least 5 more people will be laughing today. :grin:

Have a grrrrrrreat Feel Good Friday and safe holiday weekend!



16 Responses to “Proverbs”

  1. M:

    Howzit BL!

    Dey all quack my up! :lol:

  2. M:

    Hahaha! Dey all quack me up!!! was so funny I couldn't even spell me...... :lol:

  3. GA Bows:

    Happy FGF everyone...

    That's a good one, laugh at each one of them.

    Have a safe and good weekened!

  4. lowtone123:

    BL tanks for da good laugh on dis Friday! I almos dodo in my pants.

  5. BowlingBuddy:

    Help brighten up my day.

  6. jaydee:

    Hilarious BL!

    "Man who stand on corner with hands in pockets feeling nuts".

  7. jaydee:

    "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ".

    Oops! Can say 'dat?

  8. sassy7:

    lol..mahalo BL....

  9. B:

    good ones! crack me up! jaydee's ones too.

    happy fgf and long weekend everybodies!

  10. Ynaku:

    :lol: Bwahahahahaha :lol:

  11. dihudfan:

    good ones...

    woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup...

  12. Da808:

    OMG !! There's many in here that I can relate to. Good one BL !!!

  13. wafan:



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  15. 9thIslandGirl:

    Too funny!

  16. The BC:

    winnahs! All of them bust me up!