By Braddah Lance
We all seen all kines of stickahs on vehicles and in dis day and age, being subtle certainly ain't a requirement.
Gone are just "bumpah" stickahs but now there are full fledged rear window blocking can't help but read kine stickahs. And if you've evah been on da road, you know wat I mean cause we seen it all from cartoon characters to obscene gestures to cartoon charcters doing obscene gestures.
We seen da "In Loving Memory" kine, da "nationality kine", da slogan kine, da specific club kine, "My keiki is an *honor roll, keiki of the month, etc* at watevah school they going, college kine, NFL kine and who can evah decipher da "wat da heck is dat?" kine.
There are a couple dat I still remembah seeing like, "My Other Car Is A Ferrari" and "If You Follow Too Close, I'll Flick A Booger At You". And I swear there are two cars, one a station wagon, dat instead of a paint job, it's literally coverd bumpah to bumpah wit stickahs!
Wassup Wit Dat!
I got two stickahs on da rear window of my truck, one is da habuteru face from Genki Sushi and da oddah is from Maui Built (da only place wea you can get da stickahs and clothing) stating "RELAX.... This Ain't The Mainland".