By Braddah Lance
Nevah fails. Brand new tires and I get nailed..... or screwed.
As mentioned before, it doesn't mattah wat precautions are taken, how careful we are, da tires always going get something in 'em. There hasn't been a time wea da tires evah survived its lifetime going damage free. Dis time aftah logging less than 700 miles on da treads, Da Wife notices dis in da rear passenger side tire......
I nevah blink, I nevah flinch, I just told Da Wife, "you're surprised by dat?"
It was just a mattah of time but I was tinking (hoping) it would have come way latah cause da tires are still "brand new". And WWD! luck would have it, just a few hundred miles latah I see dis in da rear drivah side tire........
Seriously, is there someone out there dat just enjoys throwing these screws around?
Then on Friday, we pull into Waipio Costco and park kinda far along da row of parking across da Autoplex. We wanted to avoid all da crazies fighting to park close to da entrance and to our surprise NO ONE was parked along da back row. There were about 20+ empty stalls there and I'm only guessing it was too far for people to walk leaving us to pick a stall of our choosing.
I pull in and for some reason felt compelled to check out da front drivah side tire...........
Wassup Wit Dat!
I've had nails and screws in my tires but nevah..... GUM?! Geez, das a WWD! first and I guess I really shouldn't be shocked to have seen dat but I was.
Have I wronged a tire in a previous life or something?
Da funniest/weirdest part of it all wasn't da gum, but I was trippin' out dat aftah we was pau shopping and heading back to da SUV, from da 20+ stalls dat were empty, had ONE oddah car parked right next to us.
Now for da wahine's you may not tink nothing about it but for us fellahs, we require a biggah "bubble" if it allows. Just like wen we go shi-shi, if get three urinals, you not going to go directly to da middle cause it's awkward for da next person to stand next to you. You always going to give minimum one space buffer so considering da 19 oddah open spaces, I was wondering why da heck da car HAD to park next to ours considering da plethora of options out there.
Have you evah had tire trouble? Wen parking, if there were open stalls, do you still park next to a vehicle? For all da fellahs, you give one buffer? For all da wahine's, do you give a buffer consider you guys stay in stalls?