By Braddah Lance
In dis day and age of wanting biggah, baddah things, I was totally cracking up dis past Saturday at Toys R Us while standing in da checkout line.
Take a look at both these pics and think about what's Wassup Wit Dat!.....
I remembah growing up with those items, Slinky and Tootsie Roll Pop, but it must have gone through da Twilight Zone (no, not da vampire movie) as I swear they swapped sizes - and then some.
Wassup Wit Dat!
Da Slinky used to be much biggah like Wondah Woman bracelets kine and it was well.... slinky. Da one I saw at da store was a "Jr." version and besides being much smaller, it didn't look like it could mimic da "real" slinky much less be a ring more than a bracelet.
Da Tootsie Pop was HUGEMONGEOUS! I seen da hugemongeous gummy bear - along with its price tag - before but I nevah seen any oddah candy li'dat before till now. Da Tootsie Pop was a few inches away from Da Keiki's head - she just turned 3 - so you can visually guesstimate just how big da candy is. I swear it would take you a month to eat da whole thing plus adding about 10,000 calories but I wondah how long does it stay on da shelf before someone actually buys it?
Wat oddah proportions have you seen "swapped"? Are there any proportions you wish were supah-sized? Not too often will people say dat their proportion is too big - but is there anything out there dat you get too much of?