By Braddah Lance
Yesterday at work aftah changing clothes in da bathroom stall, I opened da door and saw some amazing talent going on.
Get your mind outta da gutter - not dat kine.
Da layout of da bathroom comes out wea as you open da door and step out, da urinals are kinda in your face towards da right hand side on da way to da sink. Well, not dat I was looking (Braddah Code numbah 13 - No look left or right while you shi-shi), but I couldn't help notice a glow coming from da dimly lit area. Da braddah was TEXTING while going numbah one!
Wassup Wit Dat!
He had one hand holding his pants open and "aiming" and da oddah hand at eye level swooshing his thumb - Now das talent! Funny thing as I started to wash my hands, all I was thinking to myself was...... how is he going to tinkle and zip up? My mind was spinning about all da possibilities of wat could go wrong during dis WWD! moment.
Would da braddah notice if he had tinkle drops down his pants trying to do it one handed? Would he do da franks and beans (Something About Mary movie) cause all us braddahs know it takes TWO hands to zip up? Would he dare still hold his phone and lower it to wea it shouldn't go and "clean up"?
While I was still sticking to Braddah Code 13, I noticed he didn't scream from a franks and beans and I couldn't help but to use my slant eye peripheral vision to see dat da Braddah was STILL TEXTING without skipping a beat! Even while I was getting paper towels, he still was swooshing his thumb like Harry Potter's wand and washing only his one hand. It's a good thing da toilets, urinals, faucet, soap dispenser and paper towels are all motion sensored oddahwise he'd be severely disappointed to have to stop texting - or stay unclean.
Wat's da etiquette - if any - about a cell phone in da bathroom? Have you evah answered a call in there? No lie now. Do you text while in da office? Play games? If not in public, I bet you do at home right?
Da oddah week in da same bathroom, I immediately noticed a guy talking to himself but I then realized dat he was on his phone while doing numbah 2. It was clear enough dat his travel plans were confirmed, his itinerary for dat day set as his "loud" conversation was clear..... from both ends.