By Braddah Lance
Dis past Sunday was unreals yeah? How's da thundah, lightening and huge drops of rain in just da few hours it was ovah us??
I dunno wat it is about pouring rain but it's just like da so called effects of a full moon - all da lolo's come out.
Da Wife wanted to head out to Costco dis time cause they had a couple of things she needed dat Sam's Club nevah have and of all da weeks to go there, she picked da one wen it's storming! (WWD!) If you nevah been, Costco Waipio parking is uncovered and Sam's Club Pearl City is FULLY covered. Anyways, besides all da inconsiderate a-holes standing and blocking da walkways outside giving YOU stink eye cause you like keep da line moving, parking dolts who don't realize dat you still drive on da right side of da road no mattah if da road stay wet, da one "miracle spot" you standing isn't impervious to rain, you don't have to be a screaming okole cause, yes there is such a thing as RAIN COMING IN SIDEWARDS! and people who no can realize dat unless you stay indoors YOU STILL GOING GET WET NO MATTAH WAT YOU PUT ON YOUR HEAD
Oh yeah, you certainly ain't getting LESS WET cause you tip-toeing through da flooded parking lot while it's storming.
Yeah, there were a bunch of crazies at Costco...... and to top things off, I compared da prices of da things we get normally at Sam's against Costco and nearly every single item was more expensive some as much as $2!
Going home was da winnah winnah chicken katsu dinnah though cause I dunno wat it is about dat stretch from da Waipahu on ramp to HECO on da H1, but people tink all rules of da road are disregarded there. We were trudging along in traffic cause of a stalled car in da far left lane adding to da pouring rain so you can imagine wat type of gridlock it created. We eventually made it to da far right lane in anticipation of our cutoff a few miles down.
It was still moving along but of course get these damn frickin' lolo's who decide dat since it was raining, they'd buss out their "I'm above da law so kiss my okole lolo card" and start to drive on da shoulder. As usual, the membership grows once people feel "left out" and you see some cars think about doing it and oddahs already having decided from miles back.
I could see da few cars ahead and behind of me looking in their rear view just waiting for the next wave of idiots to blow by and I had enough of dat. I throw our SUV enough into da shoulder wea da next car couldn't get by. Next thing I get da head shaking fingah waving tirade mime and a 10 second horn beep. Then a burst of short beeps. Then nada.
Wassup Wit Dat!
I throw my hands up in da air and fingah wave back saying no way jose and then all da cars dat was behind da Mercedes started to merge (force) their way back into da lawful right lane. It was kinda shweet to see dat some people got da hint but there were still da card members who were determined to show their might.
Wat these idiots do on da H1 shoulder at dat location is down right dangerous! I seen it before wea they come zooming by and there is absolutely no time - nor room - to get back to da right lane before da shoulder abruptly turns with da off ramp. A numbah of unnecessary accidents have occurred there but people still do it like da idiots dat they are.
As we approach da Pearl City cutoff, there's a slight bend to da left hindering a full line of sight but cause we stay in da SUV, I saw anoddah stalled SUV in da shoulder so I nonchalantly move back into da lawful lane and da Mercedes thought she won as she zoomed by with her stink eye. I smiled and waved a shaka cause by da time she realized it, she was now stuck without anybody leaving her room to get back in.