Ha Ha Ha

March 1st, 2014
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Podagee Construction Job - c/o www.hawaiianjokes.com

A Honolulu construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a Podagee. I’m not hiring any Podagees, the foreman thought to himself, so he made up a test to avoid hiring the Podagee without getting into an argument.

“Here’s your first question,” the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”

“Without numbers?” The Podagee says. “Das easy,” and proceeds to draw three trees.

“What’s this?” the boss asks.

“What, you no mo one brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,” says the Podagee.

“Fair enough,” says the boss. “Here is your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.”

The Podagee stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
“Hea you go.”

The boss scratches his head and says, “How on earth do you get that to represent 99?”

“Each of da trees is dirty now! So it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Das is 99.”

The boss is getting worried he’s going to have to hire this Podagee, so he says, “All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.”

The Podagee stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again, makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, “Hea you go. One hundred.”

The boss looks at the attempt. “You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred.”

The Podagee leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree, and says, “A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred. So when I start?”

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10 Responses to “Ha Ha Ha”

  1. wafan:

    Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    Good one. I do not tell jokes because I usually screw them up by forgetting the punch line or forgetting the set up.


  2. Glenn D:

    Mahalo BL for bringing a big smile first thing on Sunday morning. This joke reminded me of the actual case commonly known as da "Black O" by the Shoney's restaurant chain back in da 80's...


  3. 9th Island Girl:

    LOL! Love it!


  4. Makiki:

    Nice start to Sunday - Now I gotta go shovel snow!

    Did you mean hawaiianjokes.com?


  5. M:

    Howzit BL!
    Dats one guud one!


  6. cojef:

    Am not a good joke repeater, like "wafan" always flub the punch line. Additionally, have come to a point in my life to stay away from demeaning ethnic jokes. This joke pass the litmus test. Mahalo to you Braddah Lance.


  7. NaPueo:

    ROFL!
    Very good. Thanks fo the link.


  8. Kage:

    Great start to my Monday morning. :LOL:

    Mahalo BL!


  9. Braddah Lance:

    Glad you guys enjoyed it!

    And Makiki, you absolutely right! Corrected da link. Mahalos for catching dat!


  10. zzzzzz:

    First smart podagee joke I've ever heard.