By Braddah Lance
If there's one thing most people don't enjoy is being too close for comfort especially around strangers but most especially wen there's no need for it.
It's understandable if you're standing in line for a Disneyland ride but even then you wouldn't be breathing down da neck of da person in front of you so wen did it become ok to be chummy wit people you don't know?
Dis past Sunday at Ward Starbucks, Da Ohana and I were waiting for our order (BOGO - das da only time I'd buy anything in there) and for those Starbucks aficionados' know dat you place your order and pull ovah to a spot and wait for your name to be called. Usually you'd stand behind da person dat was in front of you cause theoretically they'd get their order ahead of you anyways so why dis couple decided to park their okole's right in front of me LITERALLY I have no idea!
C'mon man! Really? Wassup Wit Dat!
Not sure about you but I for one don't enjoy da feeling of strangers being right up next to you so close dat if there was any static electricity in da air, our arm hairs would lock like velcro. I nevah realize they was right there until I turned a little to see who was talking into my ear. Obviously they had no bubble of their own otherwise they would have noticed da "waiting area" was wide frickin' open to stand freely in!
It wasn't crowded as it normally gets and there were choke tables open to sit on. Da people dat was waiting for their order had spaced themselves far enough to avoid sharing B.O. so I'm still puzzled as to why da heck these space invaders couldn't catch on? Has your bubble evah been invaded? Are you a bubble buster? Do you end up moving or asking da person(s) to make space? Should I have "tripped" and spilled Da Baby's formula all ovah their legs?