By Braddah Lance
I trip out about public bathrooms cause it must be, all those who "miss", must nevah have cleaned a toilet before. I cannot believe how many guys no can aim.
Wassup Wit Dat!
C'mon man, seriously. Hold, point, shoot. No mattah how big or small your weapon may be, you no can miss one target dat close and dat wide open... unless you get da kine split stream action happening but even then you turn into one firefighter, control da hose and get 'em undah control.
No mattah wea a guy goes it's highly unlikely dat you'd be sharing a stall or urinal but even moreso have a spectator watching you. Wat if dat spectator was your keiki? Would you subject him/her to "watch" you go numbah one or numbah two? Or even bear witness to da noises guys make in da lua while unloading their waste?
It's actually a great concept wea you don't have to worry about leaving your keiki outside with strangers if you're alone or wondah if they'll still be wea you left them as you urgently find a stall to relieve yourself... but still, I tink dis form of abuse is something I would be glad to share with my keiki should they evah decide to misbehave. Have you evah used one of these? You tink it's "humane"? Dunno about you but I can't even imagine how unsanitary that seat is as I'm surah you're not washing your hands before unlocking your keiki.