Oxymorons

April 5th, 2014
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It's common phrases we use everyday but thought it was funny to share cause I no can tink right now. :grin:




Courtesy of e-Hawaii.com:
35. State worker
34. Legally drunk
33. Exact estimate
32. Act naturally
31. Found missing
30. Resident alien
29. Genuine imitation
28. Airline food
27. Good grief
26. Government organization
25. Sanitary landfill
24. Alone together
23. Small crowd
22. Business ethics
21. Soft rock
20. Butt head
19. Military intelligence
18. Sweet sorrow
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. “Now, then …”
15. Passive aggression
14. Clearly misunderstood
13. Peace force
12. Extinct life
11. Plastic glasses
10. Terribly pleased
9. Computer security
8. Political science
7. Tight slacks
6. Definite maybe
5. Pretty ugly
4. Rap music
3. Working vacation
2. Religious tolerance

And the number one Oxymoron….

1. Microsoft Works


Got any oddahs dat you use/heard?








Posted in WWD! | 17 Comments »

17 Responses to “Oxymorons”

  1. wafan:

    Pretty ugly.


  2. DIO:

    Government accountability


  3. DIO:

    Educated guess.


  4. DIO:

    Self-policing / self regulating


  5. keoni:

    The Pennsylvania Dutch people have an expression, "awfully good", as in "that pie was awfully good", meaning it was ono!


  6. M:

    Howzit BL!
    It wasn't me!


  7. M:

    I nevah know.


  8. M:

    Howzit BL!
    No worry beef curry!


  9. wafan:

    Dang brain-farts. Seems I am getting them more often the older I get.

    I really think it is because of the kids.

    Yeah, that is it! The kids.


  10. mows:

    HEY, I resemble that remark (35).


  11. Lowtone123:

    Black light


  12. Lowtone123:

    Living dead


  13. Lowtone123:

    Act natural


  14. Lowtone123:

    A fine mess


  15. Lowtone123:

    Technical support


  16. Bondancr:

    jumbo shrimp


  17. Glenn D:

    Ex-Marine. There are retired, discharged, active and even dead ones but according to the Corp, no such thing as an ex-Marine. I guess it is really semper fidelis...