Da Chicken Or Da Egg?

April 22nd, 2014
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Maybe cause it was Easter coming up but two Saturdays ago Da Wife noticed something coming out of our car's okole. Ok, well not literally but close enough.

DA WIFE: "Most wonderful man in the world, come check this out."
BL: **BL dreaming he was da most wonderful man in da world... waking up** "Wat is it?"
DA WIFE: "You gotta come see it."
BL: "Wat da heck? Is dat an........"












EGG??

Wassup Wit Dat!

Wen we parked it wasn't there and we weren't gone more than twenty minutes so how/why da heck an egg mysteriously appeared and lay smack dab in da rear of da car as if it was laid by da bumper beats da heck out of me.

I looked up at da tree to da side of us which was bare with no nest inside and it wasn't extremely windy to have caused any branches to sway wildly anyways. No chickens running around nor anybody for dat mattah as it was still early morning aftah leaving da doctor's office so how an itty bitty egg came to rest so symmetrically to da car and da grass area perplexed Da Wife but not me.

C'mon, look who it's happening to? :lol: Dis kine of thing no phase me. I thought it was strange dat it was such a tiny egg though.









Got any ideas how it got there? Let's keep it clean as you wouldn't want egg on your face do you? Please don't feel like you have to scramble to tink of something. And no poaching!

Dat was da last one - couldn't resist. Have an egg-cellent day. Ok, now DAT was da last one.








21 Responses to “Da Chicken Or Da Egg?”

  1. Jeannette:

    Easter Bunny?!


  2. makaha wahine:

    Maybe your wifey was giving you a hint about eggspecting?


  3. M:

    Howzit BL!
    So da Easter Bunny iz fo real...


  4. kamaaina808:

    I was thinking "Your safety check is due in 8 days" - but then I saw the egg. Kolea? Pigeon? Mynah? No idea what would lay an egg that small in a yard.


  5. Danzdaman:

    It was a "little birdie" reminding you that your tags eggspires soon.


  6. Braddah Lance:

    Jeannette:
    Easter Bunny?!

    E Komo Mai back Jeannette! It's been awhile. :grin:

    If it was da Easter Bunny.... must be on a diet. :lol:
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    makaha wahine:
    Maybe your wifey was giving you a hint about eggspecting?

    :shock: :shock: :shock: May I ask who da FADDAH may be????

    But das a good one!
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    M:
    So da Easter Bunny iz fo real...

    :lol:
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    kamaaina808:
    I was thinking "Your safety check is due in 8 days" - but then I saw the egg.

    Nothing gets passed you...... although da safety check isn't due for 373 days.

    Kolea? Pigeon? Mynah? No idea what would lay an egg that small in a yard.

    It's not even a yard, it's a parking lot. And I really wouldn't even be able to tell wat kine of bird egg it is.
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    Danzdaman:
    It was a "little birdie" reminding you that your tags eggspires soon.

    E Komo Mai to WWD! Danzdaman!

    Das a good one - eggspires. :lol: But alas, those are 2015 tags, not 2014.... but you still da man! :grin:


  7. kamaaina808:

    373 days? 8-| That's too many days in a year fo' one safety inspection :-P


  8. NKHEA:

    Howzit BL

    What you getting so egg-cited about das only one egg. Waz one real one oh wat.


  9. Dorobo:

    Aloha BL & WWD,
    I believe da nu sticker is only black and white.
    It doesn't have a colored side.
    Jus sayin.


  10. DIO:

    I heard of tailpipe emissions, but yours takes the cake. :razz:


  11. DIO:

    When Da Wife told you, were you eggsited to see Da Egg dat eggsitted out your car's okole, or were you eggstremely unimpressed? Were you walking on egg shells? Did you see the "sunny side up" in this, or did you just think of this as yet another scrambled day in your eggstremely odd life? Did you take the egg, or did you "chicken out" and leave it?


  12. keoni:

    Eh BL, mebbe your cah stay hapai and it's a new life form! :shock:


  13. Ynaku:

    FYI when you buy new car the safety check good for 2 years. Aftah dat it's done every year. Dat means BL get one new vehicle before da new Safety Check went into effect. Looks like get plenny room for all of us.

    Either that or he wen go pickup 100 dozen eggs from Sam's Club and one fell out as he was loading up. :lol:

    Buggah look kinda small.


  14. Ynaku:

    Maybe had some keeds across da street with one egg slingshot.


  15. Braddah Lance:

    kamaaina808:
    373 days? 8-| That's too many days in a year fo' one safety inspection :-P

    Ummmm, not necessarily.
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    NKHEA:
    What you getting so egg-cited about das only one egg. Waz one real one oh wat.

    Ha ha ha. And rogah, it was one real one.
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    Dorobo:
    <em I believe da nu sticker is only black and white.
    It doesn't have a colored side.
    Jus sayin.

    You are correct in dat da new safety stickah is non-colored but there are eggceptions to dat rule prior to da black & white stickah becoming da norm.
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    DIO:
    Did you take the egg, or did you "chicken out" and leave it?

    Bwock bwock.
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    keoni:
    Eh BL, mebbe your cah stay hapai and it's a new life form!

    Now dat would be eggciting.... two cars for one.
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    Ynaku:
    FYI when you buy new car the safety check good for 2 years. Aftah dat it's done every year. Dat means BL get one new vehicle before da new Safety Check went into effect.

    BINGO! No egg in your face. :lol:

    Looks like get plenny room for all of us.

    Negative. Plenty head room cause we short Asians but between two car seats, third row folded down and two strollers.... barely get room for...... eggs.

    Buggah look kinda small.

    I was tinking da same thing wen I saw it.

    Maybe had some keeds across da street with one egg slingshot.

    Good thing they no can aim.


  16. wafan:

    That is funny. I hope your car did not experience too much discomfort while giving your family an early Easter egg.


  17. Ocean Lover:

    Don't know what kind of egg dat is yet can confirm its NOT a mynah bird egg. Those are light blue. We used to have a coconut tree in our yard and mynahs would always make nests and have babies. We'd get the ladder and check um out and they'd ATTACK if they're around.


  18. cojef:

    Braddah Lance, growing up when very few parking lots on Kauai, strange things happen always related to o-bake OR menehune stories. Maybe egg means good omen. Fruitful, or new beginning


  19. kamaaina808:

    k well i learned a lot - thanks for da eggucation :P


  20. sally:

    So ODD. ha ha.


  21. 9th Island Girl:

    Crack me up! Get it?