By Braddah Lance
Maybe cause it was Easter coming up but two Saturdays ago Da Wife noticed something coming out of our car's okole. Ok, well not literally but close enough.
DA WIFE: "Most wonderful man in the world, come check this out."
BL: **BL dreaming he was da most wonderful man in da world... waking up** "Wat is it?"
DA WIFE: "You gotta come see it."
BL: "Wat da heck? Is dat an........"
Wassup Wit Dat!
Wen we parked it wasn't there and we weren't gone more than twenty minutes so how/why da heck an egg mysteriously appeared and lay smack dab in da rear of da car as if it was laid by da bumper beats da heck out of me.
I looked up at da tree to da side of us which was bare with no nest inside and it wasn't extremely windy to have caused any branches to sway wildly anyways. No chickens running around nor anybody for dat mattah as it was still early morning aftah leaving da doctor's office so how an itty bitty egg came to rest so symmetrically to da car and da grass area perplexed Da Wife but not me.
C'mon, look who it's happening to? Dis kine of thing no phase me. I thought it was strange dat it was such a tiny egg though.
Got any ideas how it got there? Let's keep it clean as you wouldn't want egg on your face do you? Please don't feel like you have to scramble to tink of something. And no poaching!