By Braddah Lance
It's like stepping in dog crap... you never know it till aftah you've blessed you shoes or slippahs. It's one of those things you nevah see coming - nor expect to - and wen it happens, it's more than Wassup Wit Dat! you'll be saying.
At Wednesday's practice, I was talking with a coach from da younger division wen I felt a wet drop on my right shoulder. At first I nevah think nothing cause it was cloudy and looked like da rain was about to start but I nevah feel da drizzles aftah.
Then it hit me.
It wasn't raining...... crap, it bettah not be bee doo-doo cause dat thing stinks and da smell sticks around too. I pull da shoulder of my shirt ovah and see dis.........
I shook my head and turned to da oddah coach and said, "you gotta be $h!tt!n' me.... LITERALLY! Wassup Wit Dat!"
It really was like WTF cause there were ZERO trees remotely close to me especially since I was still in da parking lot.
Dis is wea I was standing........
And before you even ask if I was standing underneath da lamp pole dat sticks out, a'ole.
I looked up and saw I was far enough from da pole but there was a mynah bird sitting pretty right on top of da main pole bobbing up and down cooing at me. Well, he probably was laughing at me cause he nevah stop coo... laughing.
I chalked it up to anoddah day in da life of da WWD! magnet.
Aftah practice, once I get home Da Baby stay wailing in his crib so I run upstairs to see wat's going on. Da Wife was taking care of Da Keiki so I picked Da Baby up and started to comfort him. I sat on da rocker trying to put him back down and turned on da fan cause it was humid. Minutes latah I started to feel moving warmth... then Da Baby started wailing right in my ear.
BL: Aw, C'MON man!!
DA WIFE: (standing in da doorway) What's going on?
BL: Really?! Get me a towel or something. He pee'd all ovah me. You nevah put on his diaper?
DA WIFE: He was airing out. (okole rash) You didn't feel he wasn't wearing a diaper?
BL: No. I pulled his shirt down cause it was all bunched up on top.
DA WIFE: *laughing*
**** WARNING: Da photo below may be too graphic for some. If you da type to get offended easily or overly sensitive...... no look 'den!
Plus, it's definitely not da most flattering pic of my unmentionables (da day I wear da old man kine) while Hallie da Hippo laughs at my okole.