By Braddah Lance
WARNING: Do not read further if you're weak of da stomach or get grossed out easily or just ate. Remembah, you've been warned and da disclaimer is out.
Aftah coming home last week Friday, I took Da Baby out for a little stroll around our block in his recent 1st birthday gift from Grandma - a Radio Flyer Comfort Wagon which he absolutely loves.
As we're just cruising down da road, I notice dis HUGEMANGEOUS white thingy just lying in da middle of da road......
And then it does dis...........
So I'm there for a few minutes as I watch it inch it's way to only God knows wea cause there isn't a piece of grass, tree, shrub or greenery anywea within da next fifty feet or so.
If you haven't noticed it by now - don't have da WWD! eye yet huh? - but it was crawling around on it's back. If you take a closer look, da itty bitty tiny brown "extensions" are it's legs and da front part is it's "teeth/fangs"?
I was both grossed out and intrigued just watching it struggle cause of it's wormlike action but da fact dat it appeared to look like a grub yet had legs threw me off. And let's just say dat I thought walrus' had da biggest.... tusks.... wat were you thinking?
So I decided to be its savior and flip it ovah with my slippah and just moments latah it wasn't too happy and started to da happy/sad face wiggle (if you've evah sprayed a centipede with Raid, you know wat I mean). It then flipped itself back on it's back(?) and continued it's journey.
Wassup Wit Dat!
I was trippin' out but then I thought about it. Da buggah was sooooo huge dat dat legs wouldn't have even been able to reach da ground more less been able to move it's massive body. Plus watevah da heck dat black thing is, I'm surah it wasn't too comfortable having dat thing scraping against da asphalt.
So anybody know wat dis thing is? Have you evah seen something like dis before? If so, in da middle of da road??