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Throne Material

November 19th, 2014

It's more a guy thing but anytime a guy heads into da "office" - aka bathroom - his throne is wea "business" takes place, specifically numbah 2 action amongst oddah things.

Whether it be taking da morning paper, crossword puzzle or even a novel to read, it's wea we kill two birds with one stone and are da undisputed Kings of multi-tasking. While times have changed, da media used now might be your phone or tablet so I was rolling wen I saw dis at Ala Moana Barnes & Noble.......









For those who hard of looking or just clueless......









All it reminded me of was da Seinfeld episode (yes, I still love those Seinfeld-isms) wea George had to go numbah 2 and needed "something" to help occupy his time and latah was forced to buy da book cause it was in da bathroom.

😆 😆 😆

But I was still tripping out dat Barnes & Noble had to put signs out there to let their customers know not to take merchandise in da bathroom. Besides da shoplifting angle, wat kine people would make "house" li'dat? Obviously B&N has witnessed such actions but c'mon people, you do it in your own hale, not in a store especially with merchandise you may just be checking out instead of purchasing.

Wassup Wit Dat!

Wat B&N should do is put those theft scanners at da entrance of da hallway and if someone even "accidentally" tries to sneak one in everyone would know - shoplifting or oddahwise. 💡

Bookstores have literally replaced libraries since now every store has a cafe or coffee shop attached to it and many people just "borrowing" books and magazines as they caffeniate away since libraries don't allow for it. But really, is there much difference between sitting down at a table/aisle with possible food/drink spillage, saliva (licking fingahs to turn a page) or hannah-battah transfer compared to da office?

I guess it's really a pick your poison kine of thing.

Going back to da office, I'll admit I log in some multitasking time only at home though - nevah at work and definitely nevah in public but I guess some people just gotta clock in. 😛

And no bulai Ladies, I bet some of you do it too...... you know, multitasking. 😉

Although you'll nevah admit, your grin says it all.








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8 Responses to “Throne Material”

  1. NKHEA:

    First 🙂

    Howzit BL


  2. Ynaku:

    Wat dat Barnes and Nobles. Us no mo dat kine ova hea anymo. All dat kine book stores closed. I do agree it's gross to even think somebody took a publication into the toilet and put it back on the shelf.

    I will admit multitasking at home, but never in public. Do da business and get out.

    Hey NKHEA. Good to hea your voice yesterday.


  3. Makiki:

    I usually eMultitask. At home with a tablet and elsewhere on a phone. I have to admit though that in Hawaii I just do my business (as a last resort) and get out since Hawaii has some of the worst toilets I have ever had the pleasure to visit.


  4. M:

    Howzit BL!
    At home we have MidWeek in da batroom.


  5. Braddah Lance:

    NKHEA:
    First 🙂

    Your prize? You can buy me lunch. 😛
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    Ynaku:
    Wat dat Barnes and Nobles. Us no mo dat kine ova hea anymo. All dat kine book stores closed.

    It's called da internet now.

    I do agree it's gross to even think somebody took a publication into the toilet and put it back on the shelf.

    Gotta carry black light now. lol

    ...but never in public. Do da business and get out.

    I know yeah?
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    Makiki:
    I usually eMultitask.

    Ha ha ha! Now we got a real name for it. LOL

    ...since Hawaii has some of the worst toilets I have ever had the pleasure to visit.

    Sadly, we kinda do das why you gotta go da kine places dat are "nice".
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    M:
    At home we have MidWeek in da batroom.

    Wat happens at da end of da week? 😆


  6. snow:

    ewww... that's just gross! never thought about people taking books into the bookstore's bathroom... hopefully, that's more of a guy thing! lol. i do enough multitasking elsewhere than to have to do it in the bathroom! blech.


  7. Robin:

    True story: Where I once worked, a guy co-worker had to go #2, went in da bat-room little while but couldn't go...wen ask one good friend female co-worker for reading material...she wen give him one Tupperware catalog, and back in he went...


  8. Braddah Lance:

    snow:
    ewww... that's just gross! never thought about people taking books into the bookstore's bathroom... hopefully, that's more of a guy thing! lol.

    Hey, no discriminate. 😀

    i do enough multitasking elsewhere than to have to do it in the bathroom! blech.

    Is dat a woman thing? 😛
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    Robin:
    ...wen ask one good friend female co-worker for reading material...she wen give him one Tupperware catalog, and back in he went...

    LOL!!! Classic but we're guys.... watevah works. 😆


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