I have to admit, I'm a pretty "clean" eater.
If it's something messy like crab, I don't like da juices running between my fingers or down my forearm and I'll wipe them up as quick as they drip. Shave ice is eaten like I got da Holy Ghost between me and da cup. I'll wipe my mouth da very instant it "feels" dirty or if there are any sauces left on da sides like a clown's mouth.
No even get me started if I splash something on my shirt. 😆
Maybe it's cause I still remembah small kid dayz wen my mom used to cut up my food into symmetrical sizes and how she used to wrap my Big Mac in a napkin so "cleanly" like one burrito dat da Big Mac nevah fell apart and nevah have too much stuff falling out. Maybe cause I remembah trying not to have my parents feeling shame if I made a mess.
And then I got dis.................
Da conversation actually went like dis:
(went into da garage to get something, Da Wife was in da kitchen)
Da Keiki: Um, Dad. You better get out here.
BL: Why? Wat's going on?
Da Keiki: Just come here.
BL: Are you guys done with dessert?
Da Keiki: Almost..... but I think Da Baby is done.
BL: Already? (was in da garage for less than a minute)
Da Keiki has always been a "neat" eater too but Da Baby...... well, he's definitely not one of "us". I couldn't believe how messy he got in like forty-five seconds and even moreso ALL OVAH his face AND body!
Wassup Wit Dat!
Maybe das why Da Wife knows best and Da Baby actually eats without a shirt and pants at home. :lol LMAO
So wat? You one messy eater? Or get napkin covering your shirt and legs? Or you just have at it and just wait till da end of da meal to clean up? And those dat have/had keiki, you let 'em loose or bring extra clothes? lol