March 31st, 2016
Things just got real, no, fo' real.
Just came across an article wea da 'perfect' concept of conceal and carry has blown past any level, any stratosphere to be exact. Any gun enthusiast and 1st Amendment advocate is going shmall kine nutz right now cause it's such a no-brainer concept dat I'm surprised dat it hasn't hit da market till now.
Check out da quick read, "Company Invents Gun That Folds Up to Look Like a Cellphone".
Da 'man' in me says wat a frickin' awesome "phone"! It's so cool, I gotta get me one of those! Then da 'realist' in me says,
Wassup Wit Dat!
I can think of literally a thousand ways dis is wrong but one of da most important, how da heck are law enforcement supposed to distinguish it between a real firearm? Can you think of how many fatalities by "mistake" (both ways) can occur? With law enforcement's backs against da wall already, I can see countless officers either gonna be trigger happy to protect themselves or *gulp* erring on da side of uncertainty and not draw their weapon only to be injured - or killed - themselves.
Can you just imagine da numbah of lawsuits being filed against an officer and da police department with da premise of being "humiliated and emotionally distraught" from being forced to da ground and apprehended for mistakenly carrying wat appeared to be a folding cell phone gun? Can you imagine how many tense standoffs there would be?
No get me started about TSA screenings. Can you imagine Aloha Stadium security or Disneyland searching EVERYBODY cause at last check, they not "checking" cell phones. Let's not forget about da internet and da hundreds of articles dat will go "viral" on how to modify it, how to increase the clip load, how to "hide" it - OMFG!
There has been countless things cleverly 'transformed' to hide things such as binocular flasks and compartments disguised as canned goods but dis has gone too far. You can't fault da company cause let's be real, we're a Capitalist country and if they didn't come up with it, somebody else would have. It's a real shame dat there aren't any moral codes dat many Capitalists have to follow cause there's only one thing dat drives everything, money. As long as it's "legal", it's a no holds barred arena.
It's a supah cool Mitch Leary gun 😉 😉 but to have da kine weapon in main stream everyday life? Now dat is just too damn pupule! Plus da buggah is only being sold for about half da price of a REAL phone at $395 - can you imagine anybody only buying just one? Absolutely insane. Sign me up for two.