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Anybody?

May 22nd, 2015
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Huuuuuuuiiiiiiii.......... anybody stay?

Just wondering cause looks like between site problems and pages not loading, people may have given up on WWD! and really, only three or four comments? :cry: :cry:

While I wallow in blog sadness for da next seven seconds, hope Da WWD! Hui has a great Feel Good Friday but an awesomer (I know das not a word) - and safe - Memorial Weekend....... share a shaka (808 salute) with a soldier.








You Want My Left Olo Too?

May 20th, 2015
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We've all been through it before calling a local or an 800 numbah and having to verify your whole life story just to find out if a transaction had cleared or verify that something had happened - or not - on your account or just need clarification and go through da whole shebang:

First and last name, date of birth, address (sometimes both residential AND mailing if different), phone numbah, social security, pin numbah, secret phrase, your left olo.

Das wat if feels like these days; before it was just maybe a few pieces of information but now if you no more blood sample or willing to cut off your left olo, no can.

Aftah going through a few automated phone prompts (we all LOVE those right?) I get a 'live' person at ASB (American Savings Bank). I give her my account numbah (mentioned I have a few accounts that need da same request I'm calling about), verified da 'main' information and then she asked me for da recent transactions AND account balances. Now who da heck - wen calling - going have dat type of info right on them?

She made it sound like it was SOP (standard operating procedure) everywea (maybe for her) but das da first time I evah heard someone ask me dat and I've talked to oddah financial institutions ranging from credit cards to credit unions to mortgage lenders. Da Wife usually makes da payments for these accounts so I don't know da EXACT transactions or balances but I knew da ball park figure so I told her.

She says, "You have to be more specific."

You got my entire credit history information and just cause I don't know wat da last check amount we wrote for, I not 'authorized'?

Wassup Wit Dat!

It's not like I'm not an authorized person (I'm on da damn loan). I'm not asking to change anything. I'm not asking to add anything. I'm not asking for specific information as if I was phishing for something. I can fully understand if my request was account changing and they couldn't 'verify' me but my inquiry was about tax forms they sent out - per our request two weeks ago which obviously wasn't a problem then - dat if she could check if we had activity in 2012 and 2013 as wen we made da initial inquiry, da 'customer service rep' said they would send all of it but we only got 2014.

Was dat an account jeopardizing request? Was it a request dat could shut down or affect our account? Was it a national security breach?

I fully understand and respect dat verifying information is part of their job for OUR security but that much information just so she can say yes or no if we were supposed to get those tax forms for 2012 and 2013? Seriously?

And then hea's da kicker, she asked me if I lived in Hawai'i? Really? Really?? If she doesn't have caller ID on her phone at da very least my account information is staring right at her. Didn't we just 'verify' all dis??

Oh yeah, I not 'authorized'. :roll:

Do you get frustrated with the 'verification process'? Have you evah just hung up? For anyone who's on da oddah end, you guys put stink kine notes on da account? No lie now, I know for a fact a major company does hea.... and let's just say you no like asterisks next to your name.








Wat's Da Reason?

May 18th, 2015
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Reading about Noboru Kawamoto, 94, and his wife of 67 years, Elaine, 88, heartbreaking situation is just straight up pupule!

You got two people dat know their days are numbered because of declining health issues and desperately wish for one thing and one thing only - shockingly it isn't for a medical miracle - but simply... to live together.

Forced - rogah, you read right - FORCED to live miles apart because of some sort of mind boggling legislative issue(s) dat keeps being 'ignored' and because of dat, they are unable to live in da same foster care home even though they don't even rely on da City or State for any assistance with their care - they pay for it all ON THEIR OWN!

They pay for their own foster care expenses and yet da State says a'ole??

Wassup Wit Dat!

I admit I have no idea wat da law or bill says dat prohibits them being together but it bettah be a damn good one! Hea's a classic case of wea doing da right thing gets all jam up with some kine of bureaucratic bull kaka.

Their son, Norman Kawamoto, described how much his parents miss each other and "just simply being together and eating together is a joy for them."

If anything, I believe he's earned da right for them to live together. As a veteran of the 100th Battalion, 442nd Regimental Combat Team, who served in World War II, Noboru Kawa­moto - imho - has most definitely earn dat right with just dat sacrifice alone but da fact dat both he and his wife Elaine are paying for it privately and still yet no can be together is just straight up pupule!

They will continue to live in care homes miles apart in Windward Oahu as their son drives them to see each other as much as he can while da state Legislature continues to debate, waiver/'defer' and talk about it.

Are our lawmakers taking "Go For Broke!" literally? I tip my hat off and respectfully bow down to Mr. & Mrs.Noboru Kawamoto for carrying on da actual true sense of da phrase.

At least one thing is for certain..... Heaven ain't run by bureaucrats.




Click Hea to read da 5/5/15 article








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Wat Day Is It?

May 15th, 2015
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Howzit! Howzit!

Man, da kine weather has been all kapakahi this week but today is turning out be beeeeeeaaaauuuuutiful! Lucky we live Hawai'i no?

One of da bestest days of da week is obviously today, Friday, and whether you call it Pau Hana Friday or da traditional "Aloha Friday", it kicks off with a song we ALL have heard, sung and probably have engraved in our hearts. Sadly, I don't hear it on da radio as often anymore and I guess it's anoddah fading 5-0 tradition but to help perpetuate it and keep it alive - especially for all da youngin's - hea's da words and a pretty cool video to go along with it.

IT'S ALOHA FRIDAY
Here is where I sit, all cloudy and blitzed
with the Primo bottles lying everywhere
Got a guitar in my hand and a Wesson Oil can
Under my okole for a chair.

CHORUS:

It's Aloha Friday, no work till Monday.
Ah Do Be Doo, Be Doo Be Doo Be Doo Be Doo
(Repeat)

The cousins all here, drinking up my beer
got keikies running everywhere.
I got some poke on the side while mama's trying to hide
the Miller and the Heineken beer.

(CHORUS)
(CHORUS)

Spoken:
OK. You know when you wanna get away, I mean one ting
about Friday ma, da working work is ovah yeah.
Frankly, ya, I feel good man.
I work hard all week long.
I can't wait to get away, you know like down like the beach.
I'm cruise dis weekend yeah, get one hot concert too man,
dat's the most important ting. But main ting too,
is to get enough money fo gas and to go out to da disco.
I like to see all da beautiful chicks Yeah!
So now I gonna jus kinda cruise, take my Bank Americard,
you know adderwise, how can I get money?
Right, plus den my friends always say
eh braddah, you can buy me one drink then.

THIRD VERSE
Kimo and the crew sucking up the brew
pulehu meat smoking on the side
All the surfers are a-droppin'
while the highschool are a-poppin'
down Kaluakaua for a ride.

CHORUS:

It's Aloha Friday, no work 'til Monday.
Doo be doo, doo doo be, doo be doo be doo be doo!
REPEAT








C'mon now, if you not in a Feel Good Friday mood by now...... go home cook rice!

Ha ha ha! I nevah use dat one in long time. :lol: :grin:

Happy Feel Good Friday everybodies!








As If "They" Know

May 13th, 2015
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Unless you one rich buggah or won a hugemangeous jackpot, we try save money any way we can..... so why is it dat coupons or sales come AFTAH you buy watevah you gotta buy?

Wassup Wit Dat!

How many times you when pick something up cause you needed 'em soon and da next week it went on sale? To me, da Sunday ad's are classic. It's almost like pouring Hawaiian salt on da wound cause you turn to your oddah half and say, "eh Babe, how much we bought xxxx for? Ai-yah, lose money." :roll:

Da conspiracy of it all is da kine stuff we buy regularly and not going last till da next time so gotta buy 'em now and then Long's get 'em on sale in their next ad. :lol: Or da kine Sam's or Costco get da temporary price cut AFTAH you just wen haul it out da store da weekend before.

Classic I tell ya. No tell me nevah happen to you.... but how often? Are you one of those dat "time" it so you catch da sale at da right time? Have you evah tried da extreme coupon method? How many have you bought it full price, bought da one on sale and then returned da full price one?

It happens to me more often than I like but you know what is even more sick? Wen you go in thinking stay on sale but da sale is already pau or wen you go stay all gone. :oops: No can win I tell ya.

Guess I bettah hit Megabucks and get it ovah with then.








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